could be a good baby's first touhou danmaku-wise, but some of the scrolling bgs make things impossible to see.

strapping jumper cables to my genitals would be a more fun and enjoyable experience than trying to finish this fucking game

beautiful graphics but a bit difficult to navigate; i think i missed quite a bit of dialogue the process (and i want to see it no matter how nonsensical!). will be reading the side novel to try to get a better understanding of the plot. how badly i wish for a garage style remake where the graphics are the same but there's added plot and QOL.

simple perfection! childlike americana and teh power of love and friendship that leaves a crater in your heart!

And then he just Scorned all over the place!

wow! that was just like breaking bad