wish nemesis would [REDACTED]

wish mr x would punch my face in

wish wesker would give me his death stare

wish I was a jill sandwich

Kept failing the Egg Mcmuffin test 10/10

Sonic is giving the thumbs up on the cover art, but let me tell you there is nothing to give a thumbs up about with this game.

I haven't seen this many bats since Pokemon Red

It's okay, but the input delay seriously drags it down and it makes these games a lot more frustrating than their NES counterparts.

The Wily Tower was decently fun though.

Kondo you fucking madman I love you

This really is a game isn't it.

Like, did somebody took a shit in Ohshima's lunch when they were designing these bosses, almost every single one is awful, long, tedious and just horribly designed.

It's really a shame though, because otherwise for the most part I actually enjoyed this game and Trip looks like such a wonderful addition to the series. Those bosses though, they just drag down this game so much.

This truly feels like the most complete pokemon game I've ever played. I just wish I had gotten around to playing it back when it released.

Crystal was always been my long time favorite pokemon game and this is basically the same game, but better. I'm just really glad I finally got to play this absolute gem and I think I've got my new fav now.

I can't believe they made hoenn good

This update sucks Eggman's sweaty ballsack.