haha circle go pok





every morning i wake up and play this game, some times as a substitute for breakfast. The satisfaction of a high acc play gives me more nutrients than any physical food can. The doctors say I'm malnourished, but i reached top 400,000 the other day so the pure dopamine rush numbs any hunger pang I may feel. As the AM becomes PM I'm still playing osu. Grinding top plays and ignoring social responsibilities. My boss called me to see where i was because I hadn't showed up to work in a week but I simply hang up the phone. He wouldn't understand. Osu supporter is only $4 a month and I have made enough money to support this endeavor for a lifetime. I have transcended past the societal pressures of having a "job" or a "family". Who needs all that wehn I have osu. The sun sets but I do not see it because I am too busy playing osu. That's ok, osu has an in-game clock which allows the only part of my body that has not decayed, my circadian rhythm, to flourish. Once I score less than a 98% acc, I realize that I am likely growing weary and I lay in my bed with the visions of circles, sliders, and spinners creating a euphoric symphony as I transcend into the ethereal osu plane. My skin falls from my body like the fruit of a tree as I walk toward the blinding white light. A voice mutters my human name but I no longer respond to it. I have become something more, something incredible. I am no longer meant to be seen by the eyes of mortal beings.