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it was. fine? not meaningfully interesting in any way. plot was just kind of whatever and i wasn't really there for it. the grab-pack is a fun mechanic! kind of. it's a little janky. also that last chase sequence was just really bullshit. it's complete trial and error and that takes away from any horror it might have had. wasn't expecting a good experience necessarily but somehow this game was just extraordinarily mid.
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this chapter was a little better? got more story which was still uninteresting but the puzzle designs are kind of neat. green hand my beloved... really really don't like mommy's design and the fact that she sounds straight out of a bad porno. i wish she would stop talking forever. oh well. at least i didn't have to listen because there were no subtitles this time. grappling is absolutely broken, in a bad way. most of the minigames and the final chase (which seems to be a running theme in this franchise) were bullshit, though i liked the part where pugapiller was there. he's my bud. graphics are still great and the death-by-meat-grinder was very cathartic and well-animated.
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way longer than the previous parts, but to make up for it: a solid half hour of gameplay buried in a mountain of shit. there's a sequence near the start and a boss near the end that i think are actually really cool and well done! otherwise, more of the same. catnap is built up to be this huge villain and then doesn't really do that much and then dies. visuals are good. glad to see the return of subtitles so i can actually figure out what's going on. still don't care about the lore though! it's mid