I'll give you n'wahs a lore tip free of charge, "last night's storm" is indeed a metaphor

-what kind of level design would you like fam?
-just fuck my shit up

it's still the best thing with metal gear in name no matter the avalanches of cope

boxing mommy

Ah yes, the grueling decision to diversify party skills among 4 starting and 2 recruitable characters

virgin republic soldiers that think war is "SRS BSNS" and spout "muhh simulations" garbage really shit themselves in the presence of superior droidekas

GAME IS GREAT I AM NOT BEING HELD AT GUNPOINT

serious sam for even bigger 3rd worlders

dick status:

The short time in which it was an Epic exclusive probably made a lot of people forget about this gem. Fun run and gun shooter, wish there were more like it.

b-but I wanna save a girl that isn't detestable ;(

it's just about rabbit genocide really

local vampire hunter mogged by a little girl

it's a pun of alice and nightmare

PANZER ON THE SOUTH SIDE WE NEED BAZOOKA SUPPORT