not entirely sure why people cream themselves over this series so much but the merchant girl is my spirit animal

every time someone asks me for beginner tips I tell them to do abandoned temple first, my motives are complex

true, seth completely solos the game but wish he would solo me 😡

"civilian penalty" is more of a suggestion than a warning

this shit had one of the worst top guilds ever, fuckers were demanding an irl pic just for the priviledge of joining, like yes I totally wanna dox myself for SOUL OF THE ULTIMATE NATION

I'd like to apologize to my Russian GM mommy (real) for PK-ing those lowbies and inadvertently causing the collapse of one of the friendliest guilds on the server. You've gifted me daggers and powerleveling in this absolute shitshow of a game that encouraged microtransaction buying way way before it became the norm, but I was a fatherless edgelord teen rogue player with no chill, please forgib. ;c

pays real money to destroy months of your progress

KAM ON INGERLAND DRUMS SCORE SUM FAHKING GOALS

no ammo kino but kinda lacking in enemy variety

really takes the expression "how about them apples" to a new level damn

american history is the most boring thing known to man

I sense a soul in search of answers

I am the undefeated air hockey champ