schlackslachs
I bought this to cum on the isabelle amiibo
1990
this must have blasted the nuts off every 90's caveman-brain who played this on release
Wouldn't it be funny if it included a scene where Elephant Peach tries on her old clothes, just to see they don't fit her anymore? Or have her be embarrassed about her new elephant appetite, blushing as she orders another helping of food? Maybe even a little scene of Mario teasing her, by poking her now gravid belly, while she's out of breath because she had to run so much.
Haha, that would be hilarious, wouldn't it? If you have any art of this, please message me, so we can both have a laugh at it.
Haha, that would be hilarious, wouldn't it? If you have any art of this, please message me, so we can both have a laugh at it.
Most Wanted for people with taste
"Why yes, I do think the Miata should have released with an optional quad-turbocharged 6 litre V10 with 3000 horsepower, how could you tell?"
2024
I play this to reaffirm my extremist beliefs
YouTubers have convinced you to hate Kingdom Hearts for its corny cutscenes when in fact you should hate it for its atrocious combat design
The game is 10 years old, the Switch still doesn't have its own Mario Kart and never will get one. Instead they feed you mobile circuit slop with a few actually decent tracks in between to make the 25 bucks seem worth it and people applaud them for it.
Nintendo fell off hard.
Nintendo fell off hard.
2023
I just saw Logan Sargeant win a race and I almost threw up. What constitutes as a "simulation" nowadays is truly pathetic...
1996
shin megami tensei if it sucked ass
2020
Daily reminder that if you paid money for this live-service title you legitimately deserve to never play a single good game ever in your entire life, because you obviously just want to get scammed.
"But it's good now."
You are the reason the games industry only produces garbage.
"But it's good now."
You are the reason the games industry only produces garbage.
2023
After World and Rise have been massively watered down for a more casual player base, it's good to see that the Monster Hunter franchise finally got another true successor for hardcore fans.
2023
they can't keep getting away with it
2022
I played the tutorial and after the game told me that there's equippable gear I uninstalled it
2023
My only complaint is that I wish it would have delayed TES 6 even more