one more minute of this and i'm pretty sure i'll get brain aneurysm and die

the type of game where i'm surprised you don't get actual reddit gold for clearing levels and when you die some neckbeard photoshops you in reddit heaven next to harambe or doge
bad visuals, bad combat, bad story, bad characters, bad dialogue, bad everything. i wonder who thought recreating retro anime aesthethic meant adding rgb lighting and memes in every corner possible

when the gods of olympus are racist, misogynistic and homophobic they are praised and worshipped

but when i do it.....

Epic Games killed this whole game to create Fortnite from its ashes let that sink in
could have been a really interesting competition to Smite but it is what it is (can't really blame them)

another remake slash ripoff of Paragon trying to get rich of using its corpse as a piggybank only to shut down servers 2 years later

EDIT: never mind it already ended service last month LOL

another piece of media that shows you should never try to revive corpses
me and my friend were laughing our ass off playing this but it's genuinely uncanny how soulless and shameless it is

me the son of butcher of iki and my father's murderers fighting the same enemy? ummmm.... awkward!!

it's fine i guess just more of the main game really (for better or worse). it's funny how everyone tries to gaslight Jin into thinking HE is the reason his father and countless people died like dude he was 10 years old?
one thing to note is that it spoils the ending within the first 15 minutes and cuts access to fast travel for majority of its runtime so DO BE AWARE !!

this will be Assassin's Creed in 2013

it was about time we took this rotten western formula to defile eastern media as well. it's not bad enough to make you feel disgusting while playing but it's still so utterly bland and dull...
i can forgive the repetitive gameplay and nonskippable dialogue but come on at least let me cut down civillians to get the true samurai experience or something. it does look cool though.

i understand pokémon about as much as my grandma understands computers and since there is no ingame menu to tell me which elements counters which etc. (yeah it's silly) most of the stuff goes over my head

however this fucking rules for a browser game though no?

in this game pyro has an incendiary rocket launcher and soldier has two shotguns how rad is that

if the word "inaccessible" was a videogame

atleast we got Minecraft from it

no wonder it feels unfinished it's not even in the beta stage yet !!

more interesting than fun honestly
don't really like the backtracking at all nor how complicated the map is like if you give me superpowers and the ability to warp dimension is the ability to fast travel too much?
either way the gimmick itself is cool but not enough to make up for the rest

i've never been more thankful to a youtuber than i am now the game isn't actually dogshit !!

thought it'd be like Rain World and even though it kinda shares similiar aesthetic the game is pretty different and oh boy is it good i was really pleasantly surprised (and the fact one guy made the majority of this too like damn)
truly a game meant to be played apart from the cat chase that is that part fucking SUCKS

i really don't have anything interesting to convey so i'll just say that my friend is a disgusting survival genre pervert who forces me to play these vulgar games with him and i hate it everytime
still another quote on quote masterpiece survival game everyone will forget about in 2 months and the sheer mention of it will send people into a deep state of deja vu

reject meta embrace block