suzuki escudo pikes peak = maxim tsigalko

konami literally goated and no one gave a fuck

i have a gravely voice with a big full accent i have an eyepatch and i wear a nice suit this means i am leader of bad guys i hold nuclear missile bomb i will never give nuclear missile bomb to you okay usa is dominate i am crying tears i am crying tears!!

a season that doesn't hurt my eyes

esenyurt'ta çöpçü olmak zor işmiş gerçekten

Yes, Shakespeare said it best:
Good wombs hath borne bad sons, Vodka.

i fucking hate this game because it reminds me of the time i bought "gta iv for ps2" as a kid along with this game and waited weeks for the repair of my ps2 only to find out the game was gta san andreas with niko belic skin

my first social interaction in this game was joining a lobby and some guy with american flag calling me a cockroach

i'm having the worst mandela effect with this game

for some reason I remember this game having "hey oh" by red hot chilli peppers as its main menu theme and when I check every single soundtrack of any ps2 era wwe game there is no trace of "hey oh" by red hot chilli peppers

it's driving me crazy