Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, 'ay Luigi?

This review contains spoilers

A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY!
START THE NEW RESCUE HELICOPTER!
"HEEEEY!"
BUILD THE HELICOPTER, AND OFF TO THE RESCUE!
PREPARE THE LIFELINE, LOWER THE STRETCHER, AND MAKE THE RESCUE!
THE NEW EMERGENCY COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY

-Mario 64 voice-
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

GAME OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

MAH BOI, THIS GAME IS WHAT ALL TRUE WARRIORS STRIVE FOR!

After you've played all the games on your backlog, THEN we can talk about mercy! I wonder what's for DINNER.

oooooooooh nooooooooo
doooooooctoooooor cooooooooooonnersssss claaaaaaaaaaaaasssssss