Damn you cunts sure love giving rapturous 4+ star reviews to games about sexually assaulting children ("nooooooo she's actually a million years old shuggoth or whatever" fuck you lol)

This happened to me once.

sometimes i wonder if i didnt just randomly download some bullshit from nyaa id be less of a fucking loser

true story i got this from back when gametrailers let you collect funny money from posting on the forum for rewards and i had a choice between this or a huge box of mountain dew and i think ive never regretted a moment in my life more

the gaming version of getting tased in the balls while being water boarded by george w bush

fun gameplay loop, interesting story, obnoxious writing, terrible last two bosses, pretty good music

Honestly really good; the story is above average and the gameplay feels nice, although the weapon selection is very limited. The biggest problem is that it takes place in this huge open world, but it's so faithful of a remake of the original Mafia that it's painfully linear for this type of setting.