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kinitopet scary as fuck when you dont have a vc in your ear telling you its cringe

this game is like if jodorowsky listened to every bjork album at the same time and then said, declaratively: "i deeply respect the US Postal Service"

if you play this game you are definitely a emo queer who cuts themselves

like a lot of people i played this game during the height of the pandemic, then the hype died down and so did my interest

My laptop is fucked up cause of bullshit. So I went back to my Switch; Got some stuff on there I ought to play anyway.
Saints Row seemed like a good game to kinda soothe my emotions but… boy. The mood of this game is bad, it does not feel fun and Im not into the matrix stuff. The game also does not control well.
Feels like it throws a bunch of bullshit to do at you too without ever properly settling you in. Cops and aliens on your ass are annoying, collecting clusters is busy work. And… The game doesnt really have many choreographed missions?

It makes me wanna go back to 3 just to see if it holds up. I assume the controls are still about the same there but it isnt an issue when you dont have super powers, and I assume the missions are still good and cool.

I know it's the most basic favourite game ever but it's just too good. Every time I play I wonder how Rockstar pulled this shit off, I didn't realise humans were this fucking evolved.

good at rhe start n then turned to ASS

you could fry an egg on my phone after 15 minutes of playing this game

i think i passed out when i saw fuyuko dancing

only rhythm game i've ever deleted out of rage