This game rules but your character can only have a British voice. Disgusting.

It's the original Metroid, but it's more colourful now and has save points! It's everything you ever wanted from the first!
However for reasons best known to themselves nintendo decided to add a whole new section after the original finale which answers the 'why cant metroid crawl' meme, to which the answer is 'because that is boring and sucks'.

You all lied to me.
I heard that this was a detective story about solving a mystery, what I was not told was that people consider ENDLESS purple prose about the history of a steampunk D&D campaign to be the pinnacle of storytelling.