turdl3
534 Reviews liked by turdl3
Cave Story
2004
someday i'll beat hell..... someday
sypha can get it
- Slow as shit, annoyingly grindy.
- Has some insta-rapes that are straight up bullshit.
- Has only 3 decent bitches.
- Too much horse dicks.
- Has some insta-rapes that are straight up bullshit.
- Has only 3 decent bitches.
- Too much horse dicks.
fuck you chandler
Syphon Filter
1999
The director of Bubsy 3D considered this game so morally troubling that he quit the company in protest. Now he makes casual games and runs a light jazz band. I've never played Syphon Filter, but nothing can match that story.
Pokkén Tournament
2015
The game is fine and all but the real star was the Pokken Pad. Please everybody buy a Pokken Pad. It's the best NES/SNES controller out there. The D-pad feels so good. It ain't clickity clack but it's perfect otherwise. The shoulder buttons are BIG. I never I realized I wanted shoulder buttons to be big before but now it seems like a decades long mistake finally corrected!
Get the Pokken Pad, get Pokken Tournament (it's good!), play all the NES/SNES games on the Switch with the Pad, and finally play FFVII with the Pad.
Get the Pokken Pad, get Pokken Tournament (it's good!), play all the NES/SNES games on the Switch with the Pad, and finally play FFVII with the Pad.
mario
Devil May Cry 2
2003
The GOAT video game, played this for hours and hours and hours back in the day, doesnt get any better