whoslinny
2003
2005
i feel like this is the type of game that you would melt hundred of hours into, and i just don't have that type of time right now, which is why im only giving it 3 stars for the time being. the bit that i played with my friends was pretty fun, tho! i felt like i was actually at war lmao. might play this later in the future if it doesn't die down. might not. time will tell, ig.
1997
beautiful. this is so much more than just mercilessly shooting innocents like i first thought. this is its own experience and it's extremely different from other Postal games. i originally played this just to be done with it and move on to Postal 2, but this is genuinely its own thing. it's pretty good. there's some thing i don't like about it like the 'Super POSTAL' expansion and how sometimes it doesn't have the best controls (e.g. my mouse sometimes just disappears behind an object for SOME reason and i have to pause a bit and look for it. ruins the pacing). the gameplay is extremely enjoyable at times. the people who wrote this game's story are brilliant and definitely know how to write, that's for sure. i love The Postal Dude. he gets very funny at times, and makes me remember that this game was made by actual people who poured their time, love and effort into it. anyways, enough about me yapping. go play this one. it's free on Steam!
2003
2001
2005
2019
this was not a bad experience at all. they truly did make do with all they had considering how limited the DS's hardware was. LOVED Rockstar's typical humour, truly never ages. now, would i play it again? probably not. but should you play it? yes. definitely. it's a unique and fresh GTA experience made exclusively for portable devices.
2011
2021
2022