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I ๐Ÿ‘ woke ๐Ÿ’ค up โœŠโฌ†๐Ÿ†™, Saturday ๐Ÿ˜ค morning ๐ŸŒ…, I ๐Ÿ‘ was feeling ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜Ž good ๐Ÿ‘ after 2๏ธโƒฃ a long ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ•š sleep ๐Ÿ’ค. I ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป entered ๐Ÿ†• the bathroom ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿšฝ to perform ๐Ÿ…ฑ my daily ๐ŸŒž routine ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽƒ of urinating ๐Ÿ’ฆ, brushing my teeth ๐Ÿ‘„ and washing ๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ› my face ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜Š. I ๐Ÿ‘ was wearing ๐Ÿ‘™ some tight ๐Ÿ‘‰ ass ๐Ÿ‘ pants ๐Ÿ‘– so my thumb โ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘… was being strained as I ๐Ÿ‘ held ๐Ÿ“Ž them down โฌ‡๐Ÿ†— slightly โœ‹ to urinate ๐Ÿ’ฆ. My thumb ๐Ÿ‘ lost ๐Ÿณ all ๐Ÿ’ฏ strength ๐Ÿ’ช, pants ๐Ÿ‘– close ๐Ÿ˜š in, piss ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ is everywhere ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒŽ, on ๐Ÿ”› my face ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ and the floor ๐Ÿ˜‚ and walls ๐Ÿงฑ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต, Iโ€™m pissing ๐Ÿ’ฆ into the fucking ๐Ÿ–• air ๐Ÿ’จ, that shit ๐Ÿ’ฉ is about ๐Ÿ’ฆ to hit ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‘‹ the roof ๐Ÿ , I ๐Ÿ‘ try ๐Ÿ˜ redirecting it towards ๐Ÿ˜‚ the toilet ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜Ž in a desperate ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ญ attempt ๐Ÿšซ to recover ๐Ÿš‘ from my current ๐Ÿ’ฐ situation ๐ŸŽฎ. Now the toilet ๐Ÿšฝ is covered ๐Ÿ† in piss ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ…พ, Iโ€™m panicking, and only 15 ๐Ÿ…ฑ% gets ๐Ÿ‰ in the bowl ๐Ÿ€. It was like ๐Ÿ˜„ that scene ๐ŸŽฌ from diary ๐Ÿ“” of a wimpy ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ“ฑ kid ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿผ, Iโ€™m just spraying ๐Ÿ’ฆ and spraying ๐Ÿ”Š, I ๐Ÿ‘ didnโ€™t know ๐Ÿ’ญ what to do, I ๐Ÿ‘ฅ was scared โŒ๐Ÿ˜–, panicking and spraying ๐Ÿ”Š piss ๐Ÿ’ฆ on ๐Ÿ”› the walls ๐Ÿงฑ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต, not the ideal ๐Ÿ’ก combination ๐Ÿ”—. So I ๐Ÿ‘ฅ took ๐Ÿ‘ซ around ๐Ÿ”ƒ 15 ๐Ÿ”ณ minutes โฑ cleaning โœจ the place ๐Ÿ† up โ˜๐Ÿ™Ž, cleaning ๐Ÿ› myself up โฌ†, I ๐Ÿ‘ didnโ€™t even ๐ŸŒƒ shower ๐Ÿšฟ and now I ๐Ÿ‘ feel ๐Ÿ˜œ like ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜„ shit ๐Ÿ‘Œ.

The Motion Gravure releases are bad. They are a failed experiment utilizing new technology with very little to offer as either an interactive experience or a work of eroticism. BUT, they are also so incredibly bizarre to see; virtual nausea delivered straight to your eyeballs.

In this one, Harumi morphs and twists, body mutating, disfiguring. She points a gun at her head. Unlocked secret scenes appear over a pentagram, and when all are discovered, she bathes in milk.

Playing Motion Gravure is to experience something beyond us, something no person was ever meant to see. The camera cuts to the ocean waves, again and again, to which we will all return.

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girls at school call me Tha Genki Kid cuz this's the sound my crystal makes when im getting ready to burn my cooldowns.....

This game's really good. You don't need me to tell you that. Anyway I wanna talk about something more tangentially related now.

So there's been this weird movement in the zoomer parts of our culture that goes by a lot of names. Weirdcore. Dreamcore. Nostalgiacore. Internetcore. Traumacore? Bunch of dumb names for what's essentially the same thing. It's a certain visual and auditory aesthetic thats supposed to evoke a general feeling of wistful nostalgia. I first became aware of this because of the weird resurgences of a bunch of indie acts that were relevant 10 years ago suddenly making a weird resurgence. I can safely say I would not have predicted zoomers getting really into shit like Roar, Crystal Castles, Nero's Day at Disneyland, Blank Banshee, Life Without Buildings, fucking Goreshit. All these random bands who peaked in relevance a decade ago all of a sudden are showing up on all your art hoe former-tumblr playlists along with Jack Stauber and Lemon Demon (and also spefically Falling Down from the Undertale OST, that song really captivates these people)

I mention this because somehow the Yume Nikki ost has been caught up in this entire "movement". Those feeling depressed for the first time zoomers sure do enjoy commenting weird stuff about how this song makes them want to "lay down in an open field in the rain" on the comments of the Snow World music in between whatever the fuck else they do all day. Go on TikTok, I guess? At first I was gonna call it mildly annoying, but the more I see this stuff the more I'm weirdly captivated by it. It's like watching a bunch of sea monkeys. Like a more earnest version of the amazing cultural touchstone that was Simpsonwave (Not the first time the zoomers cared about blank banshee, ho ho).

Anyway, I don't really know what I'm getting at here. Something something youth something something back in my day something gatekeep. I can't really say any of this really reflects back on yume nikki, since I'm almost certain the weirdcore zoomers aren't actually playing it, but I guess it's cool this game still lives on in our current cultural zeitgeist, even if it has to be through Youtube playlists made by people who misuse the word "liminal" all the time.

Dora the Explorer but for saucy people.

This game's story is going to be a surfire hit for the Kirby Air Ride music: Item Bounce YouTube comment section

This review contains spoilers

Her: You must be some kind of middling open world action RPG to even THINK we fuckin
Me: Professor Fig dies in every ending and that Rookwood is the one that cursed Anne and the goblins were blamed for it

they put me in a game and it was bad