zombiehunter837
2015
was installing rumble fish on what and got three, wifi connection challenges from south america before finishing the download or even setting up the controls. i've experienced it all i think
2023
lured into playing a card game
there is not a word in the english language to describe how vehemently i adore this game
1988
1988
something great about playing random obscure unlicensed games is that you might get pleasantly surprised over a twist you weren't expecting to be there.
2005
spent an entire hour trying to find back that one egyptian adventure game i played as a child only to be rewarded with a stream of warm liquid shit
2018
what a nothingburger of a game
2018
you don't just make such a game then leave off that jester in the dungeon crawling minigame irrelevant
fat mistake
fat mistake
2006
this was released more than 17 years ago and people are still gushing and waiting for a gunparade march english translation
2004
Human behavior is economic behavior. The particulars may vary but competition for limited resources remains a constant. Need as well as greed has followed us to the stars and the rewards of wealth still await those wise enough to recognize this deep thrumming of our common pulse.
1996
Shambler's a fleshy abomination and his body looks veiny. If you think he's got fur then you must seek help. #FLESHAMBLERNATION
2019
PRESENTATION: 5.0
The intentionally poor story and dialog is so bad it sort of works. Sort of.
GRAPHICS: 6.0
Character models and animations are reasonably nice but the environments are extremely bland, both in geometrical and texture detail.
SOUND: 7.0
Terrible voice acting but the music is pretty great, making it one of the only redeeming things about the game.
GAMEPLAY: 2.5
The combat system is okay (at best), but player control, the camera, level design, enemy design and basically everything else flat-out sucks.
LASTING APPEAL: 5.0
The game is surprisingly lenghty for such a basic game, though it gets incredibly boring and frustrating so you likely won't play for too long.
OVERALL: 3.0 (Bad)
(out of 10 / not an average)
The intentionally poor story and dialog is so bad it sort of works. Sort of.
GRAPHICS: 6.0
Character models and animations are reasonably nice but the environments are extremely bland, both in geometrical and texture detail.
SOUND: 7.0
Terrible voice acting but the music is pretty great, making it one of the only redeeming things about the game.
GAMEPLAY: 2.5
The combat system is okay (at best), but player control, the camera, level design, enemy design and basically everything else flat-out sucks.
LASTING APPEAL: 5.0
The game is surprisingly lenghty for such a basic game, though it gets incredibly boring and frustrating so you likely won't play for too long.
OVERALL: 3.0 (Bad)
(out of 10 / not an average)
2023
this and sunbreak got me feelin' like u/capcuck
2016
