Send help pls, game is terrible, but can't stop farming disgusting anime girls and guns with weirdly technical names
A lot of girls with hecking boob chonkers in this one. It's an alright game I guess.
Azur Lane, an anomaly in the world of mobile games, emerges as a true masterpiece, one that even Shirou Emiya would appreciate. It's like the Markiplier of mobile gaming, managing to escape the shadow of games that "barely worked."
This game breaks all expectations, proving that the developers had the audacity to question what makes a mobile game great. Unlike the "shittiest lore" that's often associated with VR adaptations, Azur Lane makes it work in ways you'd never imagine. It's as if William Afton himself programmed this game, with a plot that's as intriguing as it is convoluted.
The characters in Azur Lane are a testament to its greatness, even though they might not combo moves three times in a row. They've benefitted from a historic battle, where Japanese history meets the battlefield, all while contending with the mind virus of William Afton. It's a chaotic blend that somehow works, much like the perfect union of McDonald's managers and M&Ms adventures.
Navigating through Azur Lane feels like a race in Sonic Mania, with gameplay that's smooth and engaging. It's a game that dares to ask, "What if a mobile game was actually good?" And the answer is a resounding "yes." In fact, it's so good that it makes you want to say, "I've been waiting for this," just like Akihiko from Persona 3.
As you plunge into the depths of Azur Lane, you'll find yourself echoing the sentiments of Freddy Fazbear: "I'm a robot who wishes to entertain in peace." This game offers an entertaining experience like no other, with depth and complexity that rivals the intricate lore of Danganronpa. And when it comes to keeping you engaged, Azur Lane has what it takes, unlike the monotony of tierlist.com.
In the grand tapestry of gaming, Azur Lane is a shining star, a "wonderwall" of a mobile game that defies expectations and delivers a truly exceptional experience. To end the review, let me leave you with a quote that may touch the hearts of all.
"Unlimited gaming works!"
- Enterprise & Shirou Emiya
Score 9.5/10
This game breaks all expectations, proving that the developers had the audacity to question what makes a mobile game great. Unlike the "shittiest lore" that's often associated with VR adaptations, Azur Lane makes it work in ways you'd never imagine. It's as if William Afton himself programmed this game, with a plot that's as intriguing as it is convoluted.
The characters in Azur Lane are a testament to its greatness, even though they might not combo moves three times in a row. They've benefitted from a historic battle, where Japanese history meets the battlefield, all while contending with the mind virus of William Afton. It's a chaotic blend that somehow works, much like the perfect union of McDonald's managers and M&Ms adventures.
Navigating through Azur Lane feels like a race in Sonic Mania, with gameplay that's smooth and engaging. It's a game that dares to ask, "What if a mobile game was actually good?" And the answer is a resounding "yes." In fact, it's so good that it makes you want to say, "I've been waiting for this," just like Akihiko from Persona 3.
As you plunge into the depths of Azur Lane, you'll find yourself echoing the sentiments of Freddy Fazbear: "I'm a robot who wishes to entertain in peace." This game offers an entertaining experience like no other, with depth and complexity that rivals the intricate lore of Danganronpa. And when it comes to keeping you engaged, Azur Lane has what it takes, unlike the monotony of tierlist.com.
In the grand tapestry of gaming, Azur Lane is a shining star, a "wonderwall" of a mobile game that defies expectations and delivers a truly exceptional experience. To end the review, let me leave you with a quote that may touch the hearts of all.
"Unlimited gaming works!"
- Enterprise & Shirou Emiya
Score 9.5/10
I used to play this a lot before I started Honkai Impact 3rd. It was fun and the girls were cute, but I just kinda forgot it and ended up uninstalling.
Please I spent too much time on this game
I don’t know about the game itself, but the fanart which came from it is a 5-star experience of its own.
Pass down the Sex.
Pass down the Sex.
Gachas are not real games.
Big booby waifus, great game!
I love my wives
Game for cringe kimoi otaku weirdos. Only absolute losers would play this.
booba.
Cute ship waifu
fun game + cool waifus.
Game for horny looser
kötü
If WW2 veterans already felt uncomfortable with what Western game companies did with their comrade's death, just wait until they see what Asian companies do with oversexualizing the worst time of their lives.
Even less points for doing the USS New Jersey so dirty, it was absolutely insulting to look at. A mess of a stereotyped character.
Even less points for doing the USS New Jersey so dirty, it was absolutely insulting to look at. A mess of a stereotyped character.
Waifus were hot, story was ass
This used to be my main gacha. It is one of the most consistently good gacha games, despite some hornyness and grinding. It is also the most f2p friendly gacha I've ever played. There is practically no reason to spend on anything other than skins you like and potentially the occasional storage expansion. There's been multiple UI improvements, some new gamemodes, along with some good collabs and cool event themes that have given me reasons to come back a few times a year.
This is honestly the best gacha I have ever played. Rare gacha rates are much better than other games and you needn't farm endlessly for an enjoyable experience. The art of the ships are great. The most notorius flaw is its repetitive combat mechanic.
This game carried my 2020
>every day i would wake up and resource manage it, then get up the bed
>Love Nimi
>every night i wouldnt go to sleep without resource managing and train my shipfus
>every day i would spend time with my beloved Nimi
>every day i would work hard to oath Nimi
>getting obsessed with the characters and music
>keep strenghtening my fleet everyday
>mental sanity on the floor
>unninstall because i know i gain nothing from this
>install again because nostalgia but all progress lost
>still thinking about my ships to this day
This game ruined my life and wasted my time, and i enjoyed it
>every day i would wake up and resource manage it, then get up the bed
>Love Nimi
>every night i wouldnt go to sleep without resource managing and train my shipfus
>every day i would spend time with my beloved Nimi
>every day i would work hard to oath Nimi
>getting obsessed with the characters and music
>keep strenghtening my fleet everyday
>mental sanity on the floor
>unninstall because i know i gain nothing from this
>install again because nostalgia but all progress lost
>still thinking about my ships to this day
This game ruined my life and wasted my time, and i enjoyed it
Dont know why I played this
"Tomorrow is the day. The Day of Fates"
- Enterprise
- Enterprise
The girls are not very representative of the actual historic ships in their personalities, looks, and riggings, unlike KanColle - more waifubait, less sticking to history. But, at least it has actually decent gameplay (even if I don't care for bullethell), a dorm system, and gacha pulls (not just drops). It was also extremely generous with the 5 star drops last I played, which is nice. It being released for an international audience (unlike KanColle) is also a huge plus.
Overall: 5/10
Gameplay: 5/10
Story/Narrative: 3/10
Graphics/Visuals: 7/10
Audio/Soundtrack: 5/10
Overall: 5/10
Gameplay: 5/10
Story/Narrative: 3/10
Graphics/Visuals: 7/10
Audio/Soundtrack: 5/10
"Wouldn't it be insane if the USS New Jersey had crazy titties and called you honey?"
(This is the only mobile game I play and the only gacha to hold my attention really. Its fine.)
(This is the only mobile game I play and the only gacha to hold my attention really. Its fine.)
Booba
Gameplay: Great
Story: Good
Controls: Great
Graphics: Great (Cute)
Length: Good
Developers: Great (Very Generous)
Story: Good
Controls: Great
Graphics: Great (Cute)
Length: Good
Developers: Great (Very Generous)
Kino, I would go as far as to say that it is the reason why video games were created.
you'd think a game as horny as this would be playable with one hand
Very chill compared to other gachas. Reached level 75 and almost beat the story without spending a single cent.
Wow! Boobies!