Reviews from

in the past


I used to play this game so often with a friend

I remember playing this at my cousin's when I was a kid, decent game.

RPG que si no fuese exactamente igual desde el minuto 1 hasta el minuto 68954767894 quizá estaría bien.

Good game but BG DA 1 was better.


Divertido jogo de ação/RPG cooperativo. Não traz nada de muito inovador, mas a fórmula funciona bem e o sistema de progressão é aberto a personalização e bem divertido.

Incredibly fond memories of this, loved returning to it with the PS4 re-release. Simple but very very good, more depth than the first game.

Dogshit's Gate: Dark PooPoo II

Played with a buddy who had nostalgia for it. A very chill and mindless hang-out game. Unlike the first Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance, we were able to finish this one without using cheat codes. So congrats, developers, you graduated from Literally Unplayable™ to Fine, I Guess™!

It's amusing to see how this game came from an era where D&D was still fringe and cringe instead of mainstream. Like, all the NPC characters are Boobarella. We got evil buxom scientist. We got evil buxom dragon woman. We got ambiguously evil buxom merchant woman. All voice acted in that community theater way where the line reads betray dreams of thespian prestige without the craft or ability.

At least in fairness, my dude refused to cover his nipples no matter what kind of armor I tried on him. (Maybe your inventory wouldn't be full all the time if you wore some damn clothes!)

My play experience was casting Haste and then mashing the Fireball button in the vain hopes my magic would hit something before my play partner would run up and kill it with their wild Hastened sword swings. Some wizard made me pay him like 30,000 gold to tell me about my lost memories, only to put a marker on my map literally two miles from town. I wanted to kill him, predatory ablest git.

In all, a smoother game than the first, but much less memorable. The first was so bad as to be incomprehensible, so unbalanced that each new level could be a Saga™ of player experiences, so agonizing my buddy near pissed themselves laughing at my incredulous disdain. Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance II disappointed me with its mid-ness.

Short but incredible if you play with a friend

I love this game so much because I finished it with my little brother, I love him so much man