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finally a gigant video game

In a far off utopia unknown to imagination, this is the greatest game ever made

what

It's very hard for me to even begin to describe this game, you play as various different army vehicles as a gravure idol has grown to the size of a skyscraper and is wreaking havoc on japan, and you've gotta stop her. The game is incredibly low budget, just as most simple series games are, but if you are into wacky japanese game shenanigans, this game will not disappoint. My only gripe with it is it controls like absolute trash and the framerate is just about as consistent as it is in the earth defense force games on PS2, which is to say it's absolutely uncapped and can jump anywhere from 10 to 60 FPS and anything inbetween. I still can't hate it. sasuga tamsoft


to quote the friend i forced to play this, this feels like a game that doesn't want you to actually play it. the stage titlecards are an ultra q reference though, so that's nice.

some horny mf in the studio be like
"guys GUYS!!!!!! i just made ace combat but it's HORNY and it plays like SHIT!!!!!!!!"
"yeah this will be a bestseller frfr"
"drop it"

when are we gonna get more giantess ludo...

This was another weird game I picked up for fun to stream and what it was like and much like Mister Mosquito, it's full of fetish pandering with a giant woman in a bikini running around.

Story:
The story is a model is on a beach and posing for pictures, but comes across a strange squid-like creature that turns out to be an alien and stings her, resulting in her becoming massive! As such, the military have to respond to this to safeguard the city. Though, despite being a model no one recognises her...

Gameplay:
The majority of gameplay is flying aircraft, but also a tank section or two, where you're often chasing, protecting or fighting her.

The first mission it's very obvious what this game is about as the scientists want, for reasons of science, for you to get in a helicopter and scan her body. Including intimate details because...science reasons! They claim it's for identification, but if that's the case does that mean the government keeps detailed information on everyone's body type to such a high detail that they could make you a tailor-made suit?

The gameplay itself is quite fun and works well, though the mission with the jets I found very annoying as you have to try and protect vehicles and you move so fast you can often overshoot where you're going. Especially since you go from helicopter to jet fighter.

All in all, I can't say it's a BAD game, but I did complete it within 2 hours so there isn't actually much to it. Even less than Mister Mosquito, but can still be fun to stream or play for a laugh with friends on a random occasion, but I certainly wouldn't recommend it for anything more than that...

Gameplay + Stream

one of the worst type of tags

Demolished my nuts and my mind, peak fiction!