Reviews from

in the past


What's the video game word for kino?

This was one of those games that, as a small child, I didn't really get much of the satirical elements behind it and I was just kind of vibing along with it. One of those things where it takes a tycoon game and uses it to explore themes of the evils of advertisement, marketing and spin, labour exploitation, industrial slaughter of cows to create food, environmental themes regarding global warming and climate change, and the intersection of all these elements to show the unsustainability and lack of ethics behind never-ending growth. This would be all well and good if the game was actually fun to play and didn't suck. Oligarchy, by the same developers, is much better than this.

Well, If MC Donald's bad, then what about Burger King and the others?

Anti-McDonalds devs make a tycoon game so unfun to play that I will start eating more McDonalds out of spite.

Also, the first site I played this on had a broken game and it was literally impossible to get farther than a few minutes in before going bankrupt.

Eu lembro de jogar isso e eu também lembro de não entender bem o que estava acontecendo porque eu não sabia inglês.


Ah... So there is a chance that my burger is infected...?
Just a second, my Big Mac just arrived

I give 5 stars because you can make patties out of sick cows and get the employees to spit in the food.

I'm sorry but if you're wanting to make a business simulation game, then make it near impossible to play to focus on an "ooh McDonald's bad" message you've completely lost me. Now if you excuse me, I have 20 Chicken McNuggets® to finish off.

pretty weird, but one of the few games that was accessible on school computers so everyone played it. hated killing the cows lmao