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Piacchiaduro a scorrimento vecchia scuola che vanta colonne sonore curate che accompagnano un soddisfacente gameplay lungo tutta la campagna.

Visually and mechanically solid but the ceaseless chatter and annoying-internet-cartoon-tier voice acting are dealbrealers. Need to play this in co-op if I'm going to ever pick it back up.

Um incrivelmente lindo jogo de luta, eu amo toda arte que foi feita pra sua pixel art e as animações estilo anime, claramente muito amor e empenho foi colocado nesse jogo.

Mas tem uma coisa que arruina ele pra mim - o gameplay -

Primeiro que você não consegue mudar os controles no PC, mas tudo bem, é sempre melhor no controle.
Segundo que as lutas ficam entediantes muito rápido, e nem é por causa da falta de combos, mano, tem um que a garota faz um dab e derruba o inimigo, eu amo isso. E também não é pela falta de armas nem nada, é por causa dos inimigos aleatórios que fica chato, eles aguentam SOCO PRA P**RA! Aí a cada 5 combos eles caem no chão, e de novo, e de novo, e de novo, até dá pra pisoterar eles, mas não é muito eficaz, é bom esmurrar mesmo, mas aí você tem que ficar sentado esperando eles levantarem pra repetir tudo. Eles podem cair até umas 6 vezes até não aguentarem, é muito frustrante, eu acabo evitando todos os inimigos quando posso pra não precisar ficar nisso 5 minutos toda vez. Sla eu já joguei jogos tipo Streets of Rage e não era tão demorado assim pra passar pelo povo.

Então é, um jogo maravilhoso que só requer muita paciência do jogador.

this game made connect more w my mom


Narrative: 4 - Gameplay: 5 - Visuals: 5 - Soundtrack: 4 - Time: 3
Stars: 4

fun beat em up that has jacksepticeye in it

After being held at gun point by my so called friend (fuck you Dante) and after 6 months of dodging his repeated attempts at making me finish this game it's finally done so how is it?

Well it's not the worst thing in the world however as the game progresses you just do next to no damage to basic bitch enemies because they all scale and that's what I want out of a beat em up to keep saying ( can we just go and not fight?)
There are items that can help you out during your journey but besides the only two useful ones they all suck and are completely worthless.
Your defensive options are basically nonexistent besides eating hits with you face or pressing the guard button that blocks two hits out of 50.

We had trouble with one boss and the rest were piss easy but they aren't terrible or anything.

The dialogue. it makes me wanna put a gun in my mouth. very few games make me wanna do that with just dialogue so that's an achievement right there.

Good news is I'll never have to play this game ever again and that makes me happy. :)

super fun game, banging soundtrack, good memories of playing this couch co op with my friend.

Game has a nice soundtrack(Did not expected that Chipzel will be helping out with the ost). I like the color palette and pixel character designs though! I didn't finish the game due to the controls, but believe it or not, the gameplay is awesome if you master the controls (the fact that I played this game on a computer is just straight up a bummer for me cus the controls cannot be changed) but yeah, it has a pretty good pixel backgrounds and lastly the story is nice!

sister forced me to play it. was alright?

The part in the river was really fun.

Played through both this and it's sequel with one of my best friends and to this day I think it's probably the best beat em up I've ever played. Banger OST and Banger gameplay.

I really love this game, it has a lot of charm and I would suggest it a lot if it weren't for the ending but i do know that the ending also gets patched in certain versions. In the patched versions, this is a five star game.

Thanks to Steam Family Share I got to grab all the achievements of this fantastic game, I ran through the mainstory about 11 times now in total? and I'm still not tired of it, that's how fun this game is.

Oyun içi muhabbetler aşırı geyik. Ne kadar aptalca olsa bile güldürüyorlar. Oynanış da iyi işte normal beat 'em up oyunu benim için yeterli

I didn't play this game but a hentai parody game instead and that was pretty cool

This is probably the most deranged criticism I've ever leveled against a game, but it feels like this game was designed by people who didn't love Beat em Ups enough.

It's just bizarre to play a game that feels like it wants nothing.

I sure do want something tho, and that is to rip this game open, drain all its visuals out into an abandoned olympic sized swimming pool, and swim in it until I am a ball of wrinkled skin wrapped around hollowed bones.

It was a very Solid Beat em' Up game with beautiful pixel art, funny plot & characters. And the replayability is there with plenty of side missions & such. Voice work was also top notch.

Goood I like the girls and I like accessorizing them, too bad you cant actually see it in the game

When they were new Pokemon Sword and Shield were my GOTY for 2019. If I beat this before them, this would've been it


Open world beat em up, you don't need much more than this. But it gets better and better with the visuals, style and soundtrack. Don't miss this one!

Great beat-em up. Misako and Kyoko are super lovable, combat is fun, and the art/style of the game is nice.

replayed it with a friend in Co-Op Mode, still an absolute blast of a videogame