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Stupidest shit I’ve ever seen in a video game. Do not play it

لعبة صعبة جدا جدا جدا

it's me reviewing this game for the 5th time as "played" bc i can't and never will finish this piece of shit

Cool little rage game that builds off the first one to make it so much better. It works really well and is comedic, challenging and fun with friends online and locally.


Improves on the original in all the ways I wanted but dang is this game freaking hard. And in some ways feels more 'rube goldberg' than the original, or like deaths are out of your control sometimes. I don't think I'll ever reach 7-99 but its one of the best roguelikes for sure.

This game is the best kind of hell

My friend's game kept glitching out and we couldn't play together because it would give him infinite life lol

Endlessly fun and even more frustrating. Its the kind of frustration that you have to laugh at. you have to lave when a caveman falls off an edge in front of a dart trap, sending a dart to set off a boulder right over your head. You have to laugh because its just so random, and if you don't, you won't get very far.

It takes a lot of patience to learn this game, and maybe even some videos of others playing. but when you finally beat it after playing so carefully, its worth it.

I can barely get past the first region.

This game fucking sucks ( I have 450 hours )

Littéralement le 1 mais en beaucoup plus complet. Toujours aussi punitif.

Have not gone to CO yet, only beat “the hard ending”

This game builds on Spelunky 1 in a lot of ways but it’s also kind of the antithesis, Spelunky 1 is a lot more methodical and didn’t require as much “guide gaming” as this one, this game will fuck you sideways without a second thought if you don’t know what’s up. The guide game to end all guide games, but I don’t really mind.

The different environments are super cool and I love how there’s branching paths! Which is super neat! I do think it sucks that the right answer on most runs is generally gonna be Volcana-Tide Pool though, but I appreciate the option existing and the unique benefits each area provides

I really like this game, Spelunky 1 felt antiquated in a way areas such as graphics whereas this game is gorgeous, and I’m not even gonna get started on the multiplayer since somehow it makes the game HARDER but it’s better for it. Overall, good shit Spelunky 2


essential co-op experience.

this game made me develop early onset dementia

The Tina Says: i'm not the biggest fan of games of the roguelike genre but Spelunky manages to nail the execution. The vast amount of crucial knowledge the game demands you have to make any form of significant progress makes a barrier to entry very entertaining. I can always come back to this game and do a few runs because it's just that fun.

This game is pure art. Even though I have done absolutely everything I cannot imagine a day right now where I will stop playing it

damn these bats got hands though

Rideable Axolotl truly made this goty

PHENOMENAL soundtrack. I don't get tired of the dwelling theme after hours of smashing my head against it trying to get a good run started.

Fun game to play with friends but nothing I could see myself grinding on my own.

Man, I am not good at video games

Roguelike platforming perfected. Also this games' secrets are absolutely insane and I implore you to try and figure as much out as you can without looking things up.


amazing platformer, quality controls and game mechanics... this is peak platformer gaming

such a well made game and i come back to it often but WOW is it difficult even for me

makes dying fun! better in co-op imo