If games aren't art, I'll shit my pants
The game is called Don't Shit Your Pants but to achieve the true end you need to shit your pants multiple times. I would call this bad games design.
Timeless masterpiece that developers like Jonathan Blow only wish they could replicate. Still waiting for the Vaatividia lore series on this.
i sharted
Intellectually dishonest.
A showing of some of the best, most thoughtful, most incredible feats that gaming has to offer.
I think it's safe to say that nothing nowadays can top this masterpiece from 2009, just absolutely astounding.
I think it's safe to say that nothing nowadays can top this masterpiece from 2009, just absolutely astounding.
You just know current game devs have played this and have it on the back of their mind while making their games.
I mean yeah, it is just a novelty game, but I think it's very interesting in terms of parodying adventure game mechanics where you have to do like all of these conscious, sequential steps and everything about it is so specific. Complicated instructions don't work, and your first instinct might be to type "shit" but you haven't dropped your pants and you aren't sitting on the toilet, so you shit your pants. The number of failure states possible in this is just part of the humour, but it's really just the absurdity of how conscious and specific everything you have to manually perform is.
They even have it so if you type in "kill" or "die" or "suicide" then your character just does exactly that, so they really thought of everything they could here. Really dug the 8-bit victory/failure state music in juxtaposition with the visuals as well.
They even have it so if you type in "kill" or "die" or "suicide" then your character just does exactly that, so they really thought of everything they could here. Really dug the 8-bit victory/failure state music in juxtaposition with the visuals as well.
OH SHIT!!! IM GONNA SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!
I like to think the girls I made watch me play this thought I was cool.
funny dumb. text adventure where you try not to shit your pants, as the title implies. While the act of un-pants-shitting is the main goal of the game, the real fun comes in trying to discover every unique way you can avoid defecation within your trousers. The whole game is like 10 minutes (awesome).
PC - Free
( 7\10 )
What i liked :
its a funny lil game that can be run on anything, quick 15 minutes well spent
there is a good amount of things to try, but
What i didn't liked :
there is a very limited amount to do so, most of what you could try, thinking that you would be creative gets rewarded by '' you don't know how to breath'' it would be funny if it was expanded a little more for even more jokes
( 7\10 )
What i liked :
its a funny lil game that can be run on anything, quick 15 minutes well spent
there is a good amount of things to try, but
What i didn't liked :
there is a very limited amount to do so, most of what you could try, thinking that you would be creative gets rewarded by '' you don't know how to breath'' it would be funny if it was expanded a little more for even more jokes
I shit my pants
Sharting will never be the same...
voltando pros videogames em grande estilo
survival horror genre
thankfully, this game is much easier than its real life counterpart.
you should shit your pants
The Mona Lisa of gaming. The Starry Sky of gaming. The.... other famous art piece of gaming.
"The game hasn't started yet but you couldn't help yourself.
You just shit your pants.
Game over."
You just shit your pants.
Game over."
warioware classic
The only thing saving this from a half star is an extremely drunk Mike from RLM playing this
That gave me five minutes of fun.
What if I told you this is the closest a game has gotten to perfection in vision, and nothing else has come remotely close
a classic that i used to think was the holy grail of choice based video games when i was a kid
and im still right
and im still right
I absolutely shit my pants
A Cultural Reset.
You can really see the inspiration for Rogue Legacy here.
The most relatable video game character.
Honestly, this game was formative for me