I am here from the future to tell you all that this is the best game that will ever be made.
After years of criticism EA has gotten from their past FIFA games, constantly ridiculed by people saying that all of the FIFA games are the same and all they do is copy and paste the previous game, they start development on FIFA 23. A new entry into the serious that attempts to correct all of the mistakes of past FIFA games. Although they won’t just fix the mistakes of the past games, they will ensure that this game is as perfect as they can possibly make it. Secretly, they start contacting people from all around the world to help work on this game. Hundreds of the best programmers, artists, sound engineers, etc, start working on this game to ensure that it's the best they can possibly make it.
Eventually, the game gets released, and it’s as perfect as a videogame can get. The soccer in the game feels more realistic than real life soccer. MyCareer uses photo realistic models and avatars. Ultimate team players are essentially carbon copies of the real life players they're based off of. All of this of course is accompanied by a plethora of new additions including: VR, Esports, battle royale, a story mode (directed by Hideo Kojima), a level editor, and so many more additions that it would be impossible to list them all.
Eventually EA sets the release date of the game, purposely not revealing a lot of information so as to surprise everybody when this game comes out. And then eventually, when the game gets released, and the few people who pre ordered the game start playing the game. These people are immediately blown away by the quality of this game, and after witnessing the beauty of the game for themself, they start telling their friends about the game. After those people play the game they start telling their friends and then those people tell their friends. And after only a few weeks of the game being released, it takes over the world.
Stores are suddenly filled with children and adults alike trying to get their hands on this game. Digital stores start crashing due to the amount of people attempting to purchase this game. Other companies see this and start attempting to copy what FIFA 23 has done. Nobody is even playing real life soccer anymore because it feels like torture compared to playing FIFA 23. Every video game that gets released is just another company attempting to recreate the beauty of FIFA 23. Any currency you have is useless as people only exchange goods using FUT coins. The world slowly decays as nobody wants to work, produce food, reproduce, as they are all too busy playing FIFA 23.
After a few years pass, people start dying due to the lack of food being produced. The human race slowly starts to die off. The number of people alive drops from billions to millions. Only a few months after that, the number of people alive is recorded in double digits, with the last few people alive trying to play as many online games as they can before everybody else dies. And even after all of this with the world being destroyed and everybodys loved ones being dead, the people left alive seem happy, like they wouldn't want their life to be any other way. They all die with a smile on their face, happy that they were alive to witness FIFA 23.
As soon as you possibly can, preorder this game. Whether that be on steam, ps4, xbox, whatever. Preorder this game as fast as you possibly can, and as many times as you possibly can. You'll save yourself a lot of stress for when you're living in the utopia this game will create.
Mark your calendars for the day this game gets released, as it will be the greatest day in human history.
After years of criticism EA has gotten from their past FIFA games, constantly ridiculed by people saying that all of the FIFA games are the same and all they do is copy and paste the previous game, they start development on FIFA 23. A new entry into the serious that attempts to correct all of the mistakes of past FIFA games. Although they won’t just fix the mistakes of the past games, they will ensure that this game is as perfect as they can possibly make it. Secretly, they start contacting people from all around the world to help work on this game. Hundreds of the best programmers, artists, sound engineers, etc, start working on this game to ensure that it's the best they can possibly make it.
Eventually, the game gets released, and it’s as perfect as a videogame can get. The soccer in the game feels more realistic than real life soccer. MyCareer uses photo realistic models and avatars. Ultimate team players are essentially carbon copies of the real life players they're based off of. All of this of course is accompanied by a plethora of new additions including: VR, Esports, battle royale, a story mode (directed by Hideo Kojima), a level editor, and so many more additions that it would be impossible to list them all.
Eventually EA sets the release date of the game, purposely not revealing a lot of information so as to surprise everybody when this game comes out. And then eventually, when the game gets released, and the few people who pre ordered the game start playing the game. These people are immediately blown away by the quality of this game, and after witnessing the beauty of the game for themself, they start telling their friends about the game. After those people play the game they start telling their friends and then those people tell their friends. And after only a few weeks of the game being released, it takes over the world.
Stores are suddenly filled with children and adults alike trying to get their hands on this game. Digital stores start crashing due to the amount of people attempting to purchase this game. Other companies see this and start attempting to copy what FIFA 23 has done. Nobody is even playing real life soccer anymore because it feels like torture compared to playing FIFA 23. Every video game that gets released is just another company attempting to recreate the beauty of FIFA 23. Any currency you have is useless as people only exchange goods using FUT coins. The world slowly decays as nobody wants to work, produce food, reproduce, as they are all too busy playing FIFA 23.
After a few years pass, people start dying due to the lack of food being produced. The human race slowly starts to die off. The number of people alive drops from billions to millions. Only a few months after that, the number of people alive is recorded in double digits, with the last few people alive trying to play as many online games as they can before everybody else dies. And even after all of this with the world being destroyed and everybodys loved ones being dead, the people left alive seem happy, like they wouldn't want their life to be any other way. They all die with a smile on their face, happy that they were alive to witness FIFA 23.
As soon as you possibly can, preorder this game. Whether that be on steam, ps4, xbox, whatever. Preorder this game as fast as you possibly can, and as many times as you possibly can. You'll save yourself a lot of stress for when you're living in the utopia this game will create.
Mark your calendars for the day this game gets released, as it will be the greatest day in human history.
Don't mind the gameplay being slower but...
- laggy menus
- awful passing
- the worst player switching to date
- first touches worse than sunday league level
- keepers not saving anything
- pass and shot delay
- dribbling not working
- 70 pace defenders easily catching 90 pace attackers
...all make this the worst FIFA I've ever played.
I think this is the first year where I'm actually anticipating that first patch rather than dreading it.
- laggy menus
- awful passing
- the worst player switching to date
- first touches worse than sunday league level
- keepers not saving anything
- pass and shot delay
- dribbling not working
- 70 pace defenders easily catching 90 pace attackers
...all make this the worst FIFA I've ever played.
I think this is the first year where I'm actually anticipating that first patch rather than dreading it.
realista em tudo menos no que importa que é a gameplay
I was always a fan of football and FIFA ist gameplay-wise the best football game. FUT has some nasty gambling mechanics, but I also had fun playing without spending extra money.
this game is fucking terrible, i hate all the smelly little cunts who i come up against in division rivals, absolute fucking incels
edit depois de jogar bastante: é, esse jogo é um pesadelo. Você que pode se perguntar como eles deixam ruim algo sempre igual. É, eu também me pergunto.
Nem vou me estender muito, mais um ano e mais um FIFA com poucas mudanças. Mas estão aqui o prós e contras ao meu ver, em modos que eu jogo.
Prós
-Gameplay está mais cadenciado
-Animações de movimentação estão mais reais e fluidas
-Botes e carrinhos estão mais eficientes
-Ambientação e gráficos bem feitos, nada esplendido
-Atenção no futebol feminino com a inclusão das ligas.
Contras:
-Mudanças pífias que não justificam preço cheio (todo ano isso, só estou comentando de bobão que ainda compra)
-Defesa ainda continua inútil em alguns momentos, simplesmente a IA para de jogar pra você.
-Supershot hora desequilibrado, hora ineficiente.
-Adições pouco poupáveis no modo carreira.
-A PIOR DE TODAS: a nova mecânica de bolas paradas, que além de alterarem sem nenhuma necessidade, ainda é péssimo em diversas ocasiões.
Nem vou me estender muito, mais um ano e mais um FIFA com poucas mudanças. Mas estão aqui o prós e contras ao meu ver, em modos que eu jogo.
Prós
-Gameplay está mais cadenciado
-Animações de movimentação estão mais reais e fluidas
-Botes e carrinhos estão mais eficientes
-Ambientação e gráficos bem feitos, nada esplendido
-Atenção no futebol feminino com a inclusão das ligas.
Contras:
-Mudanças pífias que não justificam preço cheio (todo ano isso, só estou comentando de bobão que ainda compra)
-Defesa ainda continua inútil em alguns momentos, simplesmente a IA para de jogar pra você.
-Supershot hora desequilibrado, hora ineficiente.
-Adições pouco poupáveis no modo carreira.
-A PIOR DE TODAS: a nova mecânica de bolas paradas, que além de alterarem sem nenhuma necessidade, ainda é péssimo em diversas ocasiões.
Hasta aquí llegó la tontería, necesito jugar a otras cosas.
Pros:
- El punto frenético de sus partidos los hace entretenidos... supongo.
- Es muy completo en cuanto a modos de juego. Puede convertirse en un pozo absoluto de horas.
- Puedes fichar brasileños de 16 años con potencial de ser mejor que Gravesen en sus mejores años. #FMVibes
Contras:
- La IA es bastante ridícula. Todo parecido con el fútbol real es mera coincidencia.
- Defender es más difícil que sacarse una ingeniería.
- Está plagadísimo de bugs, especialmente en menús, lo cual me parece ridículo para un juego que factura tantísimo dinero y que pueden pulir cada año.
Pros:
- El punto frenético de sus partidos los hace entretenidos... supongo.
- Es muy completo en cuanto a modos de juego. Puede convertirse en un pozo absoluto de horas.
- Puedes fichar brasileños de 16 años con potencial de ser mejor que Gravesen en sus mejores años. #FMVibes
Contras:
- La IA es bastante ridícula. Todo parecido con el fútbol real es mera coincidencia.
- Defender es más difícil que sacarse una ingeniería.
- Está plagadísimo de bugs, especialmente en menús, lo cual me parece ridículo para un juego que factura tantísimo dinero y que pueden pulir cada año.
Depois de três edições sem jogar FIFA, senti certa abstinência de ficar bravo no modo carreira, decidi então experimentar o FIFA 23 através do EA Play, que estava em promoção na Steam.
O EA Play me deu 10 horas para jogar FIFA 23.
As primeiras 2 horas foram jogadas fora em função do EA AntiCheat bloquear a inicialização do jogo. Assim que resolvi esse problema, joguei 1 hora de treino para ver se houve alguma inovação em termos de jogabilidade, considerando o marketing forte do Hypermotion. Infelizmente, não encontrei nada de novo ou sequer que tenha agregado o gameplay nessa edição.
Em seguida, decidi testar o modo Copa do Mundo, pois sou brasileiro e estou relativamente animado com essa edição. Foi até que interessante ver as simulações da FIFA, mas fora isso o jogo travou e caiu mais de uma vez durante a campanha.
O resto do meu tempo foi dedicado ao modo campanha, que também nada inovou ou melhorou desde o FIFA 18 - além de algumas animações a mais na negociação de contratos.
Creio que todos os esforços da equipe foram para o FUT, o que é uma pena.
Disso tudo, apenas posso dizer que fiquei extremamente contente em não ter gastado 299 nesse jogo. Outubro não foi um mês fácil e quase acabei comprando FIFA, fico feliz que resisti.
O EA Play me deu 10 horas para jogar FIFA 23.
As primeiras 2 horas foram jogadas fora em função do EA AntiCheat bloquear a inicialização do jogo. Assim que resolvi esse problema, joguei 1 hora de treino para ver se houve alguma inovação em termos de jogabilidade, considerando o marketing forte do Hypermotion. Infelizmente, não encontrei nada de novo ou sequer que tenha agregado o gameplay nessa edição.
Em seguida, decidi testar o modo Copa do Mundo, pois sou brasileiro e estou relativamente animado com essa edição. Foi até que interessante ver as simulações da FIFA, mas fora isso o jogo travou e caiu mais de uma vez durante a campanha.
O resto do meu tempo foi dedicado ao modo campanha, que também nada inovou ou melhorou desde o FIFA 18 - além de algumas animações a mais na negociação de contratos.
Creio que todos os esforços da equipe foram para o FUT, o que é uma pena.
Disso tudo, apenas posso dizer que fiquei extremamente contente em não ter gastado 299 nesse jogo. Outubro não foi um mês fácil e quase acabei comprando FIFA, fico feliz que resisti.
Çok yenilik yok aynı oyun.
Was zooted out of my mind playing this lmfaoo.
I think i slightly enjoyed this one over 22 cause of the world cup mode which was pretty fun.
I think i slightly enjoyed this one over 22 cause of the world cup mode which was pretty fun.
after playing for like 500 hours i can say to you that even though this is the fifa that players feel the most different is by a lansilide the most infuriating fifa ever,the hadicap on this thing is insane i swear every fucking match i play i wanna break something,but if i being fair this is one of the best fifa in recent memory because they try some different stuff like compeltely new gameplay (i play on pc) new graphics new gamemodes and lot of things,the bad thing is that is stupdly unfair
Consagrei Marrocos campeão no modo Copa do Mundo.
Não gosto das mudanças em escanteio, falta, pênalti e não ter o Brasil deixa o jogo 20x pior, mas é extremamente polido e divertido quando jogado com outra pessoa, então... sei lá, como qualquer outro FIFA.
Não gosto das mudanças em escanteio, falta, pênalti e não ter o Brasil deixa o jogo 20x pior, mas é extremamente polido e divertido quando jogado com outra pessoa, então... sei lá, como qualquer outro FIFA.
Falta um pouco de carinho
Está Aldosivi, Lo demás es la misma poronga
EA are literally the worst game developers in the world but still playing the games cos Efootball is even worse
Fuck you
My dad did not stop buying this shit
Tomorrow night on Sky Sports 4, it's the clash of the South Coast as the irresistible force of Portsmouth meet the unmovable object of Southampton, in a clash that's gonna go down in history as one of the many football matches that are happening this weekend.
Meanwhile, there are old scores to be settled at The Dell, scores like 1-0 and 2-2 that have happened in previous years.
Who will win this time between Sunderland and Blackburn? Then on Sunday, live, the battle for the North-West as Shrewsbury meet Macclesfield, in a match already being described as "on this Sunday". Coming up midweek, the giants of Charlton play host to the titans of Ipswitch, making them both seem normal sized. Then, Tottenham play Bolton for the second time this season to see who will win that.
Also Manchester United return to Aston Villa, for a game of football, to determine the victors, for this year at least. And indeed at most. Looking ahead to March, every football team will be playing football several times and in various combinations. And you can catch all of that football here, where we'll be showing all the football, all the time. Catch all of the constantly happening football here. It's all here and it's all football, always. It is impossible to keep track of all the football, but your best chance is here. Thousands and thousands of hours of football, each more climactic than the last. Constant, dizzying, 24 hour, year long, endless football.
Every kick in it massively mattering to someone, presumably.
Watch it all, all here, all the time forever, it will never stop.
The football is officially going on forever. It will never be finally decided who has won the football. There is still everything to play for and forever to play it in. So that's the football, coming up, watch it, watch the football, watch it, watch it, it's gonna move, watch the football, it's football!
Meanwhile, there are old scores to be settled at The Dell, scores like 1-0 and 2-2 that have happened in previous years.
Who will win this time between Sunderland and Blackburn? Then on Sunday, live, the battle for the North-West as Shrewsbury meet Macclesfield, in a match already being described as "on this Sunday". Coming up midweek, the giants of Charlton play host to the titans of Ipswitch, making them both seem normal sized. Then, Tottenham play Bolton for the second time this season to see who will win that.
Also Manchester United return to Aston Villa, for a game of football, to determine the victors, for this year at least. And indeed at most. Looking ahead to March, every football team will be playing football several times and in various combinations. And you can catch all of that football here, where we'll be showing all the football, all the time. Catch all of the constantly happening football here. It's all here and it's all football, always. It is impossible to keep track of all the football, but your best chance is here. Thousands and thousands of hours of football, each more climactic than the last. Constant, dizzying, 24 hour, year long, endless football.
Every kick in it massively mattering to someone, presumably.
Watch it all, all here, all the time forever, it will never stop.
The football is officially going on forever. It will never be finally decided who has won the football. There is still everything to play for and forever to play it in. So that's the football, coming up, watch it, watch the football, watch it, watch it, it's gonna move, watch the football, it's football!
Conseguiram piorar um jogo ruim mas continua desbalanceado como todo FIFA. Sério, a física desse jogo é uma piada, e conseguiram deixar o jogo o mais robótico possível. Mexeram onde não era pra mexer (na mecânica de cobrar escanteio por exemplo) e nada de arrumar o absurdo que é o Mbappé nesse jogo (e a chatice que é jogar contra o PSG). Fora os absurdos que a EA faz pra farmar dinheiro com esse jogo, o que me deixa irritado é que a distância desse jogo para seus rivais é tão grande que o "FIFA" é praticamente um monopólio dos jogos de futebol.
Achei menos pior que o 22, mas continua ridículo. É muito triste ver a EA se entregando a esse estilo lixo de gameplay onde todo jogador parece te 350 de pace. Depois do 17 só foi ladeira abaixo, e pelo jeito vai continuar assim.
Tenho até medo de imaginar como vai ser o Mbappe do FIFA 24 se a Franca ganhar a copa...
Tenho até medo de imaginar como vai ser o Mbappe do FIFA 24 se a Franca ganhar a copa...
No, you're not terrible at defending, the game is just really that embarrassing.
gastei 300 reais e n consegui jogar por erro da empresa mais uma vez obrigado EA xD
Fifa 23
Sí, a ver si podéis hacer que el juego funcione en un sistema operativo actual y dejáis de reciclar el juego en switch desde 2019.
(7/10)
Lo de siempre pero con mejores físicas y pelos.
Sí, a ver si podéis hacer que el juego funcione en un sistema operativo actual y dejáis de reciclar el juego en switch desde 2019.
(7/10)
Lo de siempre pero con mejores físicas y pelos.
I'm always playing Fifa, and it's always great.
just another fifa game
Damn, I'm an UT addict :(
The same shit with slightly different window-dressing and more women. RIP the official FIFA license.
awful
Best fifa game
Average FIFA game with the worst WC mode of all FIFAs.