Reviews from

in the past


never played osu but i imagine this is a lot better

Elite Beat Agent is the holy rhythm game, the only one God has ordained humans to play through natural law.

In all seriousness it’s a stellar rhythm game for a platform that had a surprising amount of them that’s really only bogged down by some lackluster songs and the fact that it inspired Osu.

Really great game. Love how american it is. But to be honest I hate how they call themselves the "Elite Beat Agents", why nto something cooler like the "Crazy Music Individuals"?
If you want my full thoughts, watch this video here. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qoaQZ9cdVWc

Fuck this game and the rolling stones, the touchscreen of my ds is now broken


It was cool to get an English version of Ouendan with its own selection of pop music. I'm not entirely sure the selection of songs is the greatest, but I do really like its version of Jumping Jack Flash as the final boss song.

Words can’t explain the pure bliss I felt watching men in black dancing to a crusty version of Canned Heat. The government should stop putting our tax money into bombing Gaza and instead put it towards making the Elite Beat Agents real.

Not without its flaws, but also my favorite rhythm game of all time. Gameplay is easy to learn (just tap/drag the bubbles) but still challenges me on the highest difficulty when I'm rusty. It's intuitive and has great audio/visual feedback, and the soundtrack (all covers) is a total time capsule. Love to play this every year!

My only big gripe is that while the song selections were great, I wish it were just the actual songs and not covers because all of them were inferior lol. But yeah this is a very fun rhythm Osu game. I kept coming back to it. Good stuff.