Reviews from

in the past


Elite Beat Agent is the holy rhythm game, the only one God has ordained humans to play through natural law.

In all seriousness it’s a stellar rhythm game for a platform that had a surprising amount of them that’s really only bogged down by some lackluster songs and the fact that it inspired Osu.

It was cool to get an English version of Ouendan with its own selection of pop music. I'm not entirely sure the selection of songs is the greatest, but I do really like its version of Jumping Jack Flash as the final boss song.

My only big gripe is that while the song selections were great, I wish it were just the actual songs and not covers because all of them were inferior lol. But yeah this is a very fun rhythm Osu game. I kept coming back to it. Good stuff.

This game is fun, and well made for that matter. As someone who loves Rhythm games, this is definitely one of the better ones that I've played, mechanically that is. However, the surprisingly sparse amount of content, coupled with some pretty middling covers, makes this game feel pretty bare bones when compared to its contemporaries. You can find better games in this genre on the DS, let alone the PSP, PS2, Wii, and many others. This is still a good game, so if you love Rhythm games you will find something to like here.


Fuck this game and the rolling stones, the touchscreen of my ds is now broken

Words can’t explain the pure bliss I felt watching men in black dancing to a crusty version of Canned Heat. The government should stop putting our tax money into bombing Gaza and instead put it towards making the Elite Beat Agents real.

This might be my favorite DS game