Desde que eu vi o Splatoon 1 eu me interessei quase de imediato no jogo, ele não era só mais qualquer jogo multiplayer no estilo fps, ele tinha um estilo artístico que me encantava, com uma trilha sonora bem caprichada e parecia ser absolutamente divertido, sempre tendo desejo de jogar o game, mas nunca tive oportunidade de jogar principalmente por ser um jogo preso no switch e mesmo após eu ter pego um switch não tiver oportunidade de comprar pelo seu alto preço, então resolvi alugar o jogo para testar rapidamente e ver se era realmente aquilo tudo que imaginei, eu realmente nunca tinha pesquisado muito sobre nem nada do tipo, só peguei e fui e realmente era o que eu esperava e muito mais eu amei o modo Salmon Run, foi uma das coisas mais viciantes e divertidas que eu jogo a muito tempo, após eu me acostumar com seu controle de movimento ficou tudo melhor ainda foi tudo gostosinho e muito divertido e queria continuar jogando por mais horas e horas, mas infelizmente o tempo chegou ao fim, espero em um futuro conseguir joga-lo novamente e eu tenho certeza que irei aproveitar mais cada minuto, de suas músicas e sua carisma.

Realistically, this should be a 2-or-2.5 by our usual metrics. There isn't much "objectively" wrong with this game. But we can't think of a game we had less fun with relative to how long we played it. We played this thing for a year straight, and what do we have to show for it? Hours wasted grinding away for basically nothing, 0 splatfest wins, and 2 entire times the community that loves to ask you to celebrate it oh-so much sent us literal, actual hatecrimes for wanting to... have fun with the video game we spent 95 USD on including the online price! And the single player is just a downgrade to Octo Expansion--sorry, if we wanted to play Octo Expansion, we already own Splatoon 2!

We realize we're just proving how "entitled" we are for giving this score, but we were asked for our opinion--and we'll give our opinion. The only reason you're not the worst game of the 2020s is a certain Pluralphobic Genshin Impact in the room.

There's a lot to discuss about this game if you get into the details, so people have a lot of criticism for it, but for me it's just really good.

I don't normally play competitive shooters or find them interesting, but this one REALLY hooked me. It's very artistically interesting and charming (unlike most 3D shooters imo) with interesting movement and weapons, without having too much going on. I also love how much of a focus on customization it has, while I don't care for the gear ability system, the gear itself has a lot to offer, so making outfits is really fun.

Also, Salmon Run is an amazing mode. The new egg throwing mechanic really saved it. All around, it has great contrast to the competitive modes for when you don't feel up to that, and is a nice way to get cash and ability chunks.

If you try to go pro with this game then I know there are a lot of criticisms to have, and the game can definitely be grindy, but I love it. 10/10 vibes, very fun. Also has a great community (mostly).

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Good game 10/10

Splatoon must be the best game ever made, the way that Nintendo has re-released it three times in less than a decade.

As with Splatoon 2, the only serious new draw to this entry is the DLC, at which point you'll have spent full price + DLC price for one pretty interesting campaign that clocks in at less than half the runtime of any other full price video game.

Maybe we can just skip the DLC and actually get a good campaign to ship WITH the game next time, guys.