Reviews from

in the past


worst one of these i played so far but it wasn't terrible! had fun but something here just didn't click

truly bizarre🤨 sick🥴 & twisted😵‍💫
i could probably write a whole philosophical essay or whatever on this games wacko energy but ill spare the pretentiousness of that for my own sake to not cringe myself to death 😂
but if i was a caveman id worship wario like a god

easily in my top 10 fav games.

favorite main menu ever.

its impressive how well this gimmick functions and is utilized so cleverly. very few minigames have troubles. its usually the boss levels that go on for a while like crygors and 9volts. i guess short interactions is the key to making gyro controls work best lol you have to give the thing a moment to reset itself for new movements

sadly not a game that works on roadtrips when the car is turning the game haha

i love getting a souvenir and just flinging the entire game sideways to the right with one hand to spin it instead of rotating it in place😂 theres such a flamboyant energy to the move like a hair flip or closing a flip phone lmao one time i accidentally flung my gameboy across the room doing that tho😬🙃

kat & ana levels are fun but too often i become aware when its just button mashing.

most of these minigames are super great but i hate the ones that dont let you experiment a bit first and you have to learn through failure. whatever

i sorta wish theyd pushed the gameplay another step further with more button + spin moves because after crygor the rest of the game just becomes harder levels with little gameplay change exactly? but its fine.

fuck wario de mambo. not a fan of rhythm games but im especially not a fan of badly designed ones. it lets you reset the gyro controls but its always so unclear the precise moment you need to start moving because it relys so heavily on the timing of the music when the easy of the 3 difficulties at least needed some meter or visual more than just the countdown. do i start twisting on 1 or after 1? its stupid and gives such little wiggle room for error. hate ittttttt
thank god for save states on an emulator

those elevator monkeys still terrify me. such nightmare fuel… lmao i hate monkeys but the game uses them for the freak factor so i respect it lmao

100%-ing this game feels more satisfying to me than any other game ever

thank god people know how to emulate this on mobile now because nintendo is stupid and evil for not putting it on the app stores or the switch which has a fukin gba emulator! why am i paying them for that thing?!?!😒

adding this to my list of media that gave me brain damage <3 <3 <3
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