Hey uh....Mr. Jinpachi, could you pretty pwease not use that move that wins the game? I think that'd be really nice of you...

"Okay."

stuns me in place for five hours and proceeds to shoot me in the face with a fireball

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Imagine keeping a human-shaped natural disaster in your basement, that's what Heihachi did apparently. Then Heihachi fake died, and then his dad who's been dead gets resurrected by an unexplained devil that isn't actually anything related to the devil gene despite being addressed as "devil" constantly, at least according to Harada, because he ain't pushing Tekken 5 anymore. Feel bad for him, Jinpachi is the only unambiguously good Mishima family member, and in his debut game you have to put him down otherwise his bout of food poisoning will destroy civilization after it ascends past making a rad stage to fight him in.

He's not subtle or an emotional cinematic masterpiece in fighting game boss form like T2 Devil Kazuya, he's a seven foot tall slab of aged beef that has a literal "I win" move at his disposal. Perhaps it plays into his inner conflict with his Not Devil gene, where he's struggling to not use his "I win" move against you, because he actually wants to lose and not just hit you with his "I win" move and kill you with his fireball attack right afterwards. He could easily play to win, but that's against his wishes. A man of honor, until he isn't. A true being of chaos.....

I don't have much else to say about Tekken 5, but it's pretty cool they included the arcade versions of the first three games with the PS2 release, as well as the one and only re-release of the original arcade version of StarBlade in North America that isn't on a discontinued mobile platform or cut down to FMV form for early CD-based consoles, suffice to say I booted up Tekken 5 after playing StarBlade Alpha a while back just to compare. Strange how that ended up happening. A nice little way to celebrate a decade of Tekken two decades ago. adjusts bandages, because I'm actually an ancient mummy

Jinpachi loved StarBlade, that's why it was in here. RIP old man. Hopefully Tag 3 comes in 2033 so I can use you again.

A short while ago I read that article about Naughty Dog and how they literally suppress use of the word “fun” within the studio. I think it paints a picture of a company so up its own ass, so out of touch with the medium they’re working in, and I think it stands in stark contrast to a game like Tekken, which is so unabashedly a video game above all else. It’s combat is refined and technical, yet accessible enough that a new player can jump in and jazz up combos on the spot. It’s got a full roster with all my favourites from Tekken 3 back. It’s full of customization options, side modes like the arcade mode, Devil Within (which isn’t as good as Tekken 3’s Tekken Force, but it’s still a fun little bonus) and it even comes with the first three Tekken games. It’s so full of content, creativity and fun-loving character, and I love it.












It was also neat of them to give the final boss a move that straight up just wins him the round, fucking Jinpachi with your fuckass stun and your fireball.

Damn this probably may be the single most impressive Tekken. A roster of 40 characters. Lots of stages. One really beautiful and vibrant presentation. The soundtrack and fighting feels like modern Tekken in the best way. Individual story cutscenes for every character. Load times have retained its briefness still from all tekkens. Camera work is phenomenal and moves continue to expand and grow in size in variety. This is objectively maybe the most tight Tekken I've played. I'm just slightly biased to two other titles in this series. I'd play this one tho any day

Gostava porque tinha vários personagens e as mini histórias de cada um no começo de cada luta.

>> Prós
• JOGABILIDADE : Um dos melhores jogos de lutas do PS2, possui controles fáceis de se adaptar.
• VÁRIOS PERSONAGENS.
• GRÁFICOS : São ótimos para a época e plataforma.

>> Contras
• Nenhum.

>> Perso Favorito = Devil Jin.

Não tenho muito pra criticar nem falar muito bemm desse jogo, é um bo jogo de luta, por mais que combos sejam parcialmente inexistentes no jogo, os personagens secretos a liberar não tem muito segredo para liberar, o que tira um pouco da mágica de querer liberar eles, jogabilidade e personagens no geral bons também, teve adição de personagens legais e modo história clássico e bem explicativo, com além do texto do prólogo, algumas cenas in-game contra seus rivais.
O modo de jogo extra, Devil Within, não se temm muita coisa a falar sobre também, é legalzinho, mas meio confuso e as vezes bem injusto, não tendo nada de tão grande que faça você continuar jogando.
Apesar dos pesares, ainda assim é umm bom jogo, ótimo até, com personagens, mapas e trilha sonoras marcantes, maravilhoso