10/10 masterpiece
#chopgoblinswep
#chopgoblinswep
Completed the game and still can’t find any cheese. Btw the soundtrack slaps
chop goblins is an underrated Lynchian masterpiece that David Szymanski considers his magnum opus as a game dev. it's an incredibly deep and harrowing experience that dares to ask incredibly philosophical questions like "is chop goblins a command or the title of the goblins" and "holy shit why is the last level so hard on chop difficulty I just want the last achievement". in all seriousness, it's fun to see Mr. Szymanski do a more light hearted game instead of his usual masterfully done ethereal horror stuff. also, this game is just a longer, shit post version of his game pony factory from the first dread x collection. the comparison between the two is very funny to me. this game is cheap as hell and buying it helps support an amazing artist. def worth your time/ money
silly lil shooting game
I’m sorry Mr. Szymanski, I did not really like this one
its ok i thnk. lots of goblins,,
muy divertido, lo unico malo es que no se puede saltar
Super mediocre
chop chop
An ultra-short fun little romp that will spice up your evening while waiting for your friends to finish dinner. Fun gameplay, and fun secrets, I wanted a jump button and crouching, but yeah- I had fun.
RATING: Good
there are goblins, and you chop them. the goblins try to chop you, but you are better at chopping goblins than the chop goblins are at chopping you.
there are goblins, and you chop them. the goblins try to chop you, but you are better at chopping goblins than the chop goblins are at chopping you.
genuinely really fun, short and sweet
3 hours of fun
Cute little FPS if you want something simple
Where's all the cheese????
A small tiny FPS game that I wish were larger :(
Five levels of cute and pretty funny goblin-stabbing and shooting action. Has some cute secrets, and pretty fun weapons.
Five levels of cute and pretty funny goblin-stabbing and shooting action. Has some cute secrets, and pretty fun weapons.
Those goblins really could chop
7/10
7/10
goblin
silly lil game
You little shits aren't getting any of my cheese. I pay top dollar for that Swiss Gruyere, yeah that's the good stuff
most epic soundtrack known to man
Torn between giving this a 7 or an 8.
Charming game from David. Planning on playing his entire game library in 2024 so we'll see where this stacks at in the end. Love the aesthetic too. Only major things are really just that the Dracula boss is kinda too OP for me and that I wish there was a final boss in the final level (although the final room is STRESSFUL, don't get me wrong). For what it's worth, very good game.
Charming game from David. Planning on playing his entire game library in 2024 so we'll see where this stacks at in the end. Love the aesthetic too. Only major things are really just that the Dracula boss is kinda too OP for me and that I wish there was a final boss in the final level (although the final room is STRESSFUL, don't get me wrong). For what it's worth, very good game.
David Gameing
look man someone's gotta blow these goblin's brains out
damn those goblins really do be going chop
bite sized shooter that you can beat in one sitting. very fun.
Nice fun little shooter by David and has good replayability if you are into getting high scores. Excited for Chop Goblins 2.
Kinda reminds me of Evil Dead with goblins. Bite-sized game with competent shooting, it's fun to play and there's a certain charm to it.
i had a great time but the one time i've done an IQ test i started arguing with my friend over the first question
"where's the cheese" they say, haha fantastic
"where's the cheese" they say, haha fantastic
one of the greatest micro fps games ive ever played, genuinely so so so much fun