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Use one hand and half your brain to play the game and use the other hand to do something else...

Like eating pizza or something, Earthbound-style.

Otherwise, it's a super arcadey style game and a trendsetting one at that, since I see everyone copping its style nowadays. It doesn't really have the skill expression that I look for in a game but it's fun to shut your brain off once in a while.

This shit got me through so many boring lectures


Basically this game created a new genre of roguelikes. Has a lot of variety in items, but characters feel more or less the same, only the starting weapon changes. Was really boring for the first couple hours, but becomes better the more you play because you discover more items, combos and upgrades

Great game for killing the time. I spend a lot of hours in it, it's simple, nice and addictive.
Gotta be honest, the mobile version works much better for the concept

holocure better but this one aint that bad tbh

Fun for a while, but it's just kind of becomes boring after 10 hours

I great pick-up and play for 30 minutes to an hour kind of game. The music is great and the power-ups goes from underwhelming to crazy. Can get a bit stale if played too much imo.

A solid game that is definitely worth its price tag. If you want a taste, try the free mobile version.

The definiton of: Graphics aren't everything

Decent amount of content but this game works by itching that part of your brain that generates dopamine and serotonine and whatevernine to make you an addict. Be careful.

This game is a bang for your buck, its simple and fun, put alot of hours into it. Highly recommend

Nem crack, nem maconha, nem cigarro e nem bebidas alguma nesta terra pode ser tão viciante quanto esse jogo.

Played for like thirty minutes but totally get it.

Highly addictive game and you can tell it's made with passion and love

a fantastic example of how games just need to be fun
and vampire survivors sure is a load of it

I've sunken a lot of time into this one thanks to it being on mobile

I don't think I would've been able to sit down and just sink time into it otherwise

Really good game to waste time with. Very easy to drop in for a game and just see how far you can go while trying out different items and abilities throughout each run, keeping it varied and interesting no matter how long you have played for.

This game is great in killing time, in my opinion, a bit too good at it. I don't have much time in my life, so I had to stop myself from playing, once I realized the time I was starting to sink into it.

If you have some time to waste at an airport or university or wherever, or you like this kind of addictive gameplay loop then I would definitely recommend this.

Something I want to mention here (because it is sadly not the norm anymore) is the monetization: The base game only costs 4,99€ and does not have any ingame skins or boosters or battle passes or any other form of "micro" transactions. I think this is one of the most fairly monetized and priced games in the last few years.

It’s cool but I’m so bad that I can’t get passed the 10 minute mark lol. Still a very fun, creative, and addicting game with a ton of content.

Edit: After playing it quite a bit more on Steam, I can now say that this game is absolutely incredible. The most gamey game ever. Super fun and addictive. Just pure gaming crack. Fire

Feels weird rating it, cause it's barely a game. It's more of a slot machine you don't have to feed money. It's p addicting tho, and that counts for something.

This game is extremely addicting and is designed to be. It's not for everyone, but for me leaves me wanting to do one more run each time. It gets a little stale if played all the time, but if not, is a great toilet/on-the-go type of game.

This game is like playing as a goomba but the goomba gets power ups

É um bom passa tempo, me rendeu umas boas horas de entretenimento, mas no fim se resume nisso, eventualmente o jogo acaba ficando repetitivo.


Addictive as sin, one of the best games to come out during the pandemic. As I always say, the smartest games aren't about how many buttons you can make the player press, but how few.

Great simple game! I was addicted to it for a week.

I love this game so much. i recently finished all the achievements after playing the game on and off for almost a year,