We're rescinding a rating just because of the fact that, while we really really liked this game, Ubisoft is a fucking terrible company with extremely poor management.

IT'S SOLDAM!!!!!

Waiting (and hoping) for a better localization before coming back to this.

the third game just really doesn't have the charm of the first two, somehow, and we can't place our finger on why

Technically we played through a lot of it on the 3DS version, it's a lot of effort to want to start over on the Switch version (and also have to deal with not having same-sex romance...)

WE'LL DO SOME EXERCISE EVENTUALLY

Technically completed, but also unfinished because we have yet to get the DLC packs. Full rating will eventually come when we sit down with them.

Our GOTY for 2020.

keiichi oda sucks

When the jokes land, they land really well, but when they don't, it really sucks the air out of the room.

Waiting for performance updates for the Switch version, it's still kinda janky here and there.

Singlehandedly probably one of the best non-musou musou games out there, doubly so if you're a fan of the source material.

Still holds up after so many years. The modern port is WELL worth picking up nowadays, too. (The later levels do kinda drag on, and Thy Flesh Consumed is just awful, though.)

We laughed, we cried, our fingers died.

Incredibly fun as hell puzzle game that oozes Y2K aesthetic. It was incredibly worth backing it during the old crowdfunding stage.