This review was written before the game released

Wow! 60 dollars! That's a lot of money for such a presumably small game. How's about you pirate it? Get it for free? In fact, how about you stop giving a dogshit company like Nintendo any money at all and pirate every Nintendo game you want to play? huh?????? huh????? ever think of that huh

Reviewed on Jun 21, 2021


16 Comments


2 years ago

would rather pay 60 bucks for a smaller and more replayable and kino game than 60 for a 40 hour slog.

2 years ago

Chad posting

2 years ago

@GenericBoyMan that's right

2 years ago

not gonna waste the space on my SD card tbh
@GenericBoyMan here's a better idea: keep your 60 bucks and you can play both for free by pirating or emulating! Just don't tell your parents ;)
i know right nintendo is so shit for bringing back our favorite franchises and making good games and being an active company

2 years ago

if you have a PC strong enough to emulate the nintendo switch in current year, money is no concern

maybe in 2029 proper switch emulation will be a viable option for real people

2 years ago

@PKMudkipz spotted not missing once again

2 years ago

You need a crazy good computer to emulate switch and even then it's buggy and to pirate switch games you need to jailbreak a certain model and then never use online again. Just let people be excited for a new metroid dam

2 years ago

Josh if this is what the new metroid is it would be better if it stayed dead like f-zero, not a joke. this is just a dogshit ugly game.

2 years ago

shit Brock, did Ridley get your family too? gotdamn bro it's just an unreleased video game take it easy

2 years ago

just shoplift it dumbasses

2 years ago

gamer alert

2 years ago

?
To all the haters and losers: I have an 8 year old PC with an 8 year old CPU and a GTX 770 I got second hand for $65 three years ago, and I can run Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker on Yuzu perfectly fine. Besides, even if your PC was unable to run switch games at a stable framerate, that's not exactly anything new with the switch in the first place, is it?

2 years ago

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Correct king