If there ever will be a Zombie Apocalypse, I'll know how to survive thanks to this game, I'll become the IRL Crazy Dave.

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I am the milkman, my milk is delicious.

Special Delivery today!
proceeds to throw molotov cocktails made with milk bottles

It has a big tiddy witch mommy, what more can I say?
(yes, I have a witch mommy kink, bite me.)

Also- I am a big fan of Roguelikes, so it gud game

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Poor Peppino Spaghetti, he must suffer from his PTSD from Vietnam.

Thank you for your service Peppino.

Pretty good, it haves funny "Dame da ne" guy and the chad, myth and legend "Sunao ni I love you" guy.

(oh yeah ig combat is fun too)
((but karaoke better))