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Being honest, I already know I'm not gonna review most of the games I play.
Personal Ratings
1★
5★

Favorite Games

Terraria
Terraria
Minecraft
Minecraft
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
Portal 2
Portal 2
LittleBigPlanet 2
LittleBigPlanet 2

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I just wanna say, I'm the last person to hate on something, I HATE writing bad reviews, but this game deserved it so much that I just had to do it, so put your seatbelts on cause I'm about to let my rage out with these topics:

-This game is a blatant, lifeless copy of Breath of the Wild (don't even try to argue, the evidence is everywhere)

-This games world is incredibly dead and filled with repetitive tasks, it's HUGE, which makes it look good, but honestly there's only like, 3 different bosses that repeat all around, 3 variations of a "monster camp with a chest" and one single type of dungeon. By the way, all of the monsters are bootleg copies of the BOTW monsters.

-It's filled with hidden, complicated and unintuitive stats to improve your damage and your characters just so you can do the same elemental combos you can by, you know, actually exploring and using your environment in BOTW.

-The same aforementioned pointless stats are used to give you FOMO and manipulate you to spend money on "loot boxes" JUST so you can get the new generic-ass character that does the same shit as all other oversexualized anime-children with a 1% improvement and different animations.

-Everything in this game is terrible, it's generic, meant to get you addicted, uncreative, oversexualized, incredibly repetitive and needlessly complicated.

I'm usually against pirating games, I think you should buy games as much as you can since I love the media so much, but I think you should give yourself the blessing of installing Yuzu or Ryujinx and emulating Breath of the Wild, or EVEN BETTER, Tears of the Kingdom, since that's what you really want to play anyways (no, don't kid yourself).

It's a game that has nothing to give to the world, but somehow manages to give too much of it

This baby will run on any computer made after 2010, costs next to nothing and has MOD SUPPORT.

You're gonna be speechless when you and your crew of bikini wearing anime girls storm a mall with zombies that look like the beans from fall guys, and nothing will ever even come close to this experience.

I absolutely DESPISE any other human that I have ever played this with.
With that in mind, you should ABSOLUTELY buy this game if you can and play it with your closest friend.