as Blaze Lead once said "this is a loser free zone"
you may consider me somewhat of an authority on Girl Gamez (gamez4girlz) and Girl Game Accessoriez... and as such i will admit that when i saw the highly anticipated, widely misunderstood Bratz™: Flaunt your fashion - Complete Edition on sale for the low low price of $14.95 canadian bonez (after tax) i grabbed my lip gloss and my tallest, chunkiest platform shoez and i went to WORK

i'm rowdy, i'm real. lemme tell u how i feel
i started playing & my bestie mo watched. we picked cloe as our main because my very smart and talented friend mo knew nothing about the bratz lore and i have a very special and unique understanding of cloe, her specific passion 4 fashion and her soul eg1 & eg2. truly only a kinship any other severely anxious, blonde, "mature for her age" ~girly girl~ growing up in the 00'z could understand. after Barbie = boring & lame & old & who really jivez with her never-ending desire to have so many JOBZ, cloe was there for me at every birthday and christmas. my extended family in michigan even bought me the Bratz Passion For Fashion board game when we were visiting for thanksgiving. i only ever played it by myself but it's still giving mega cutiepie vibez

you know my BRATITUDE is not an ATTITUDE
Bratz™: Flaunt your fashion starts and what do the girlz wanna do???? HIT UP THE STILESVILLE MALL, DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!
you make your way through the major hot spotz (mall, beach, x) in different citiez around the world all while growing your following for the Bratz magazine/blog and of course putting together the best outfit for each gig. in every mall you can pick up a cool new mode of transportation to help get you around as you complete your questz. like you can even RACE on a HOVERBOARD! there are a few different typez of minigamez throughout each zone and the rhythm based onez have to be my favourite. they make you the most money (until post-game content) and more money = more FASHIONZ so of course i stayed on that ultimate dress-up game grind

is this game probably better suited for children to play? maybe
did i still 100% the game in a single day and enjoy every second playing despite my middle-agedness (28)? OBVIOUSLY!
and i really think most people who love or loved bratz would as well. hm maybe not the 100% in one day bit but
like DO YOU have a passion for fashion yes or no?

some ootdz for the fanz in order of fave fit, trying to emulate the basic board game fit, and last pic for each girl is that inspo... this has really brought to my attention the severe lack of feather boaz in this game... plz next dlc give me scarvez and bagz.....
cloe
jade
sasha
yaz
byeeeeeeeeeeeee xxxx

Reviewed on Feb 21, 2024


16 Comments


2 months ago

now i need all of you to go and take the bratz personality quiz and post who you got please
love u <3

2 months ago

You're just like Cloe! You're “the athlete” of the group, aka the one that keeps everyone active and on the move. You have way of being naturally flirty and energetic around everyone you know and meet.

2 months ago

'Cloe' for me, though being "the athlete of the group" doesn't really suit me. But it is a Bratz personality quiz so who am I to question its judgment.

2 months ago

Yasmin apparently I’m mother

2 months ago

Jade
Let me guess.... you're ”the overachiever” friend — the one who comes up with trends and always seeks the next adventure. Like Jade, you don’t mind standing out and being yourself!

2 months ago

I got jade ^_^
also when I was like ten I went to a garage sale and got like four bratz dolls for v cheap,, was a v good day 🥰

2 months ago

@curse & @AlphaOne2 3 cloes enter the room............ to be fair "athlete of the group" doesn't suit me the best either but they must know something we don't

@hilda as mo kept saying "YASSSSmin"

@faea & @coquettefreak jade was my favourite girl but i think i only ever had 1 of her dolls 3 so you guys are like royalty to me. & getting a group of dolls at a garage sale sounds like heavennn

2 months ago

I LOVE YOU!!! but after watching you play my eyes suddenly got a Lot bigger also my nose went away. Help? Actually i dont care i gotta hit up the MALL, see ya suckerz

2 months ago

@moschidae I LOVE U

2 months ago

fuck yasmin

2 months ago

i got yasmin, which idk enough about bratz to know fully what that means, but i have actually been kind of a friendmom since i was like 16, so ill take it

2 months ago

@theia i don't know very much about yasmin either because i never really liked her outfits so was never suuuper interested in her >_< but every friend needs a friendmom sometimes so that does seem very sweet

2 months ago

I also got Cloe and as some who it's biggest interaction with Bratz was reding this review I have no idea what it implies, but reading the description I don't think it really fits for me XD

2 months ago

@DeemonAndGames i would really like to see how they’re analyzing this data because how do we have soooooo many cloes and ZERO sashas

2 months ago

Theyre analyzing it POORLY because i got fucking yasmin

2 months ago

CALLING ALL BRATHEADZ
i added some fit pix to the end of my review because i realize i left u all without that style sauce
enjoy <3