18 reviews liked by BartThompson


An iconic sci-fi whole greater than the sum of its parts.

I remember I had a crush on the goat, Chevre. She seemed to like me, too. We talked about pasta; everything was going well. had a lot of museum progress and had filled my house with those singing rock sculptures. Then I didn't play for a week and there were weeds everywhere and I gave up.

This game is pure nostalgia for me, so that will affect my rating. I played this game until my Xbox got the red ring of death, and I kept playing it when I managed to get a new one. The story is the same old GoW stuff: locust bad, kill locust, defeat big bad! The multiplayer and core gameplay are still what makes this game so fun for me. The move from host-based connection to dedicated servers made the game feel so smooth compared to the first 2 instalments. The range of new weapons all felt unique, while still keeping the flair of one’s from the older games. The cover system was smooth, wall-bouncing and mantling was like butter. Executions and other animations were top tier. The maps were generally great and each had unique mechanics present whether it was the weather or interactive segments of the map. The challenges gave new stats to look at for your gameplay. New game modes such as beast mode, and a new revamped horde mode also added more than just multiplayer VS as a way to spend your time.

Downsides came from slimmer character models actually having an effect on your hitbox and when the dedicated servers started to die, the lag could really hurt the smooth gameplay you’re used to. But I must’ve racked up 100s of hours on this game and it’s one of my highlights.

You get to shoot big monsters

Do people remember that your boy on the front was never actually meant to be a running part of the game and they only made him that after the insanity trailer did well, but half way through the villain swaps to some shit bloke (was he German? In my mind he's German) and it's just way less fun.

Plays like a physical arcade game, pure mechanics. Extra stars for doing DLC right.