Oh mein fucking gott

To me, this is the epitome of DrakeNieR: gameplay that ranges from mind-numbing to bad interwoven into an extremely heartfelt story. It’s a shame that this game is now forever lost to time, but damn it I got to see Levania happy and that’s all that really matters in the end.

If you just play every mission back-to-back with no side content this game is 60 hours of the fart scene from Blazing Saddles

No sion = no fun unfartunately

Every time I see this game on my shelf I am reminded of my GOAT DestroyerOfMid.

Bioshock if it was awesome

Blood of the Dead made me learn morse code. This game has actually forced me to develop a skill which will likely never prove useful to me, but a skill none the less. Fuck you Jason Blundell.

As someone with divorced parents, the topics here hit pretty close to home. I genuinely have a deeper appreciation for what both of my parents have done for me after completing this section.

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Completing time trials on the nipples that the PS Vita labels as "joysticks" is the video game equivalent of repeatedly bashing your head against the wall just to hope for different results after the 50th time

Freaky ass game

I just didn't get it really

How does a Call of Duty game have one of the best endings of any single player game

#realshit

You know, 1 outta 3 aint bad