Picture this. There is a game where you play as a high-tech sentient motorcycle tasked with the one mission of going to a motorcycle festival in Gurnee, Indiana; all while the creators of the motorcycle hunt them down by sending tanks, mechs, a shit ton of guys with guns, and another much more evil sentient motorcycle voiced by Robert Patrick. On top of that the main motorcycle also has some poor bastard getting dragged along by the pant leg for the whole 4 day trip as he screams for mercy and repeatedly yells for help as the motorcycle uses him as a weapon while also doing karate moves mid air on jet packed goons with laser guns. That game.........is LocoCycle, and it is so fucking dumb that I kinda love it.

The main downside I can see most people having with this game is that it can be really repetitive with how most of the game is just doing the same stuff over and over agian. But to that I say; this is a Twisted Pixel game their known for their Xbox live arcade games which are very much one gimmick stretched out to the farthest it can go so really expecting anything else from them is kind of on you, and second the game is like 4 hours long and like 10 dollars not on sale so like really idk what else you could've possibly wanted?
Yeah the game is pretty much the same stuff but each level adds a new enemy or a new set piece so it's not like each level is the same stuff over and over again. Honestly I kinda love how with each level the game finds a new way to get more stupid and over the top with it's action, probably the hight for me is when the bike is getting shot at by an aircraft carriers and in retaliation it makes a big jump over a bridge and shoots at the aircraft carriers from the sky as they blow up, that's such a stupid and far out there sequence that only people with the brains of kids could've came up with; but man it's really fucking fun.

I may be a stupid sucker for really dumb action (I mean for fuck sake I like the kingsman and the Monsterverse movies) but I'm sorry when I see a motorcycle do karate kicks mid-air while also using it's two back wheels to grab missles and throw them back at the tanks or using the poor bastered it's dragging along as a boomerang as he screams for god...I.........I'm sorry I think it's fun. Am I a sucker, probably; but also you people need to take that stick up your ass and enjoy dumb fun and whimsy.

(I didn't know how to tie this into the normal review but this game also has live action cutscenes since it was an Xbox One launch title and they are fucking bizarre. Not only do they look like an amateur porno rivaling only Doug Walker in terms of cinematography and bad color correction, but they also got real "popular" actors/people to be in them. They got James Gunn before me ended up in the super hero slop mines to be the creator of the bikes, they got Lloyd Kaufman President of Troma to play a one off bit character which, if you know who Lloyd Kaufman you shouldn't be surprised why the cutscenes look like amateur porno ( or as creeps like to call them "Troma Originals") and probably the most strangest outlier being famous and renowned horror make-up artist/actor Tom Savini, who just plays the main villain. I'm not even complaining because all the live action cutscenes are really funny but like......how did this little no name studio get these people? Is Microsoft money just that powerful?)