I listened to J. Jonah Jameson so much in this game that, I'm not gonna lie, I'm starting to think he may have a point

No wonder they call it Breaker, it breaks the fucking game

I love all my friends, I have no enemies

It would seem that my webs aren't functioning quite properly... so in that case, I am VERY MUCH IN DANGER!!!

Perhaps if I were, in another life, a sticky iPad kid

I got to 3000 jumps in 15 minutes without jumping a single time, get on my level scrubs

The so-called "fastest" thing alive

Fuck Egg Dealer and fuck the Egg Horse it rode in on

Is it fucked up to say Sherry looks like a Keebler Elf?

Being self-aware about your sexual harassment does not change the fact that it is sexual harassment

But I don't WANT to cure cancer! I want to make people shoot dinosaurs!