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Resident Evil 4
2005
I think often about how this game takes place over like a day and half. usually when i hit the gym i can handle like an hour or so of lifting, and then im spent for the day. i think after the del lago fight if i was leon i'd throw up and try to walk back home
Super Scribblenauts
2010
i was a well-behaved kid, i never swore or anything around adults and stayed out of trouble. one day a deep darkness swirled within me while playing super scribblenauts, and i walked up to my dad with the game. this was the one where they added adjectives, so once he was looking, i typed "Big Fat Ass" with the stylus and spawned a large donkey. never seen him laugh so much in my life
A lot of people shit on this game but this was the second coming of Christ for me. I built like thirty thousand cars and helicopters in every conceivable shape and size, this was Garry's Mod to me before I knew it existed. That skeleton guy talks your ear off too, I played it so much he was basically my dad for a while
Demon's Souls
2009
Ok
Elden Ring, is the nice boy in class, he has all the good grades, he's not particularly ugly, he's cultivated, he'll likely gonna get into a good university once he's gonna graduate, he seems to have no flaws, except one, he's painfully boring in its flawlessness
Demon's Souls on the other hand, he's the bad boy , he's dark, sinister, a bit cringe , he has black hair, he makes barely passable poetry , he smokes marijuana and is involved with several case of high school crime, he always brings a guitar and listen to 21 pilot on his airpods, not the kinda guy you should get interrested in, he looks silly , he looks like a fucking looser, he thinks he's goat, but he's not goat, he's just a piece of shit edgy kids and oh my god I hate this guy, but one day you go to a party
Who did you end up in bed with ? That's right , not fucking ER, he's too good for this, It's DeS, you woke up next morning, and he fucked you and you look past the bed border and your mom is lying on the floor , fucked like she never has been before. Then he wokes up with pancackes, kiss you goodbye and leaves you with a teen pregnancy he's never gonna act upon. But the memory of such an experience will last with you for the rest of your goddamn life
Elden Ring, is the nice boy in class, he has all the good grades, he's not particularly ugly, he's cultivated, he'll likely gonna get into a good university once he's gonna graduate, he seems to have no flaws, except one, he's painfully boring in its flawlessness
Demon's Souls on the other hand, he's the bad boy , he's dark, sinister, a bit cringe , he has black hair, he makes barely passable poetry , he smokes marijuana and is involved with several case of high school crime, he always brings a guitar and listen to 21 pilot on his airpods, not the kinda guy you should get interrested in, he looks silly , he looks like a fucking looser, he thinks he's goat, but he's not goat, he's just a piece of shit edgy kids and oh my god I hate this guy, but one day you go to a party
Who did you end up in bed with ? That's right , not fucking ER, he's too good for this, It's DeS, you woke up next morning, and he fucked you and you look past the bed border and your mom is lying on the floor , fucked like she never has been before. Then he wokes up with pancackes, kiss you goodbye and leaves you with a teen pregnancy he's never gonna act upon. But the memory of such an experience will last with you for the rest of your goddamn life
Tenderizing ruined my life
Spec Ops: The Line
2012
man Nathan drake acts really out of character in this
Half Sword
TBD
this game releases a persons inner psychopath
areas were better than the first one but I felt like the first had a better progression. still good dqm fun
Pokemon but for chads
Dragon Quest Monster joker 2 is just amazing,the game is much better than the previous joker game(quite medíocre and incomplete)this One has more monsters and their diversity is quite high,now each area/zone has it's own soundtrack from many Dragon Quest games (you Will love the songs)unlike the first game where there is ONLY One theme for each zone thus getting repetitive,the exploration is Also One of the game's biggest highlights there is always something to find,a Treasure box,new monsters that can be replaced by others depending on the Weather conditions and time of day,places to grind and walls to climb lol.
The 3d graphics are beautiful very colorful and full of life,the story and characters are Also better than the first joker hell there are even Giant monsters.
Overall i recommend this game to any Pokemon fan that is bored or to anyone looking for One of the most underrated ds jrpgs.
The 3d graphics are beautiful very colorful and full of life,the story and characters are Also better than the first joker hell there are even Giant monsters.
Overall i recommend this game to any Pokemon fan that is bored or to anyone looking for One of the most underrated ds jrpgs.
