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Wii Sports Resort
2009
Call me crazy, but this game is simply perfection. Every single sport is optimized to perfection or in a couple cases near perfection. Nostalgia doesn't even have anything to do with it. Everything here is purely remarkable.
Scores:
Swordplay - 10/10
Wakeboarding - 10/10
Frisbee - 10/10
Archery - 10/10
Basketball - 10/10
Table Tennis - 10/10
Golf - 10/10
Bowling - 10/10
Power Cruising - 8/10
Canoeing - 9.5/10
Cycling - 10/10
Air Sports - 10/10
Scores:
Swordplay - 10/10
Wakeboarding - 10/10
Frisbee - 10/10
Archery - 10/10
Basketball - 10/10
Table Tennis - 10/10
Golf - 10/10
Bowling - 10/10
Power Cruising - 8/10
Canoeing - 9.5/10
Cycling - 10/10
Air Sports - 10/10
Fallout 4
2015
Bethesda games never seem to fully capture me. Especially the Fallout games. Which is a shame because I think the lore of Fallout is pretty cool. I don't know, man. Maybe I'll come back to finish this some day, but I've already tried and failed several times before, so who knows?
Postal 2
2003
A game like this just has to exist. Don't ask why, but it just does.
Arms
2017
on one hand, it feels like this game/franchise got abandoned way too quickly. on the other, every once in a blue moon someone will put fanart of the clown girl with big tits on my twitter timeline and it takes a few months off my lifespan. so fuck arms i hope it stays dead forever
This game awakened my misogynistic passions
Kingdoms and Castles
2017
This game is a delightful city-building game with a charming pixel art style. It offers accessible gameplay for casual players and city-building enthusiasts alike. Though lacking depth, it compensates with a relaxing atmosphere and pleasing aesthetics. Construct castles, manage resources, and defend against Viking invasions.
While it may not provide extensive complexity, it delivers a satisfying and enjoyable experience for those looking to create and manage their own medieval kingdom.
With their next game being worked on (Nova Roma) they already have my interest to purchase after how much fun I've already had on K&C so far.
While it may not provide extensive complexity, it delivers a satisfying and enjoyable experience for those looking to create and manage their own medieval kingdom.
With their next game being worked on (Nova Roma) they already have my interest to purchase after how much fun I've already had on K&C so far.
Sonic Heroes
2003
Pretty visuals and catchy music carry 1 playthrough of this game. Playing this 3 more times is utter mind numbing agony, a dumbed down janky 3d Sonic that started the series' downfall.
Sonic Heroes
2003
There is a specific way you can look at art. You can appraise it on a technical scale, assess its merits, and incorporate a rubric to try and determine how you ultimately feel about it. That's what my reviews in large part do. However, you can go more free-form and say "This piece of art impacted me in this way that I cannot quantify.", sort of like you're explaining the emotions it evoked out of you and leaving them out for a third-party audience to mull over.
So, in the spirit of trying something new, I will simply say that Sonic Heroes is a video game that has brought the most misery and unhappiness out of me that I can ever recall of any piece of art. Trying to 100% this game was nothing short of a waking nightmare, and it brought out such severe anger in me that I wasn't actually aware I was capable of. This game significantly reduced my capacity to experience joy or contentment during the entire time I was playing it. Every time I sat down to play it, I walked away unquestionably feeling worse.
That is my review of this game.
So, in the spirit of trying something new, I will simply say that Sonic Heroes is a video game that has brought the most misery and unhappiness out of me that I can ever recall of any piece of art. Trying to 100% this game was nothing short of a waking nightmare, and it brought out such severe anger in me that I wasn't actually aware I was capable of. This game significantly reduced my capacity to experience joy or contentment during the entire time I was playing it. Every time I sat down to play it, I walked away unquestionably feeling worse.
That is my review of this game.
Had to abandon this game since it's too scary, kinda weird how you can watch hours of lore videos, but too scared to play it
It's a classic for sure with great lore, hope to finish it some day
It's a classic for sure with great lore, hope to finish it some day
Sonic Heroes
2003
Ugly graphics, garbage stage design, awful boss fights and a billion other problems plague this game. Nostalgia carries this game 100%. Thankfully i did not grow up with it. Controlling your party of 3 is a neat idea in concept but falls apart because switching characters constantly to do trivial tasks breaks the flow of the game and makes this "fast" game slow as fuck. I hate this game and playing through it was miserable.