Please Nintendo, port this and save my wrists.

One of the only games that has ever made me physically ill to play, I had to take several breaks while playing this so I'll take that as a sign that this game is not fit for human consumption.

I thought these were satire but my little brother can't stop playing them so now I realize children are fucking stupid and people like to take advantage of that.

Actually more enjoyable to watch someone else play.

Dogshit, more unfair than most NES platformers. I actually regret finishing this.