I thought these were satire but my little brother can't stop playing them so now I realize children are fucking stupid and people like to take advantage of that.

Actually more enjoyable to watch someone else play.

One of the only games that has ever made me physically ill to play, I had to take several breaks while playing this so I'll take that as a sign that this game is not fit for human consumption.

Please Nintendo, port this and save my wrists.

Dogshit, more unfair than most NES platformers. I actually regret finishing this.