Data Entry Simulator.

1 Star deduction for the queer romance bait-and-switch.

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Still perfect! Yuna is my fav protagonist from any media.

spoilers when she rushes to hold Tidus one last time but falls through him as he fades away from existence - lives were changed. Ships sank. Tectonic plates moved. I cried a lot. Nothing was good again (until the also perfect girl's trip sequel came out).

Rebirth lacks the excellent pacing of Remake, with it's focus on repetitive mini-games and open map exploration.

However, Rebirth more than makes up for that in every other aspect. It really is a treat to see character's I loved 20 years ago be given so much more story and personality. I wish the combat for FF games would be more turn based again, but this is still a drastically better combat system compared to the button-mashing of FF16.

Tekken 8 introduces a more aggressive, rushdown style that looks good for eSports, but is a drag to play. Every character plays the same, and whoever takes the initiative in fights will likely win. Movement, defense, and strategy have been pushed FAR to the back in favor of a play style that removes diversity.

Edit: 1 less star for the terrible launch/battle pass/Namco greed.

Edea Kramer is the best FF character.

Video game writing has overall been pretty lackluster the past decade. The Short Message may be one of the worst scripts encountered in any recent media.

An inspired remake. Love that Squeenix put up with 20+ years of "MAKE AN EXACT DUPLICATE OF FF7" and said fvck you nerds.

Stardew with worse writing... but horny!!

2018

Zag being in a poly relationship with his stepbrother, his dom-top bestie, and the maid who is just a floating head is very 2023 coded (no I can not explain this opinion.)

Atlus fails to bring anything new to the table with P5. Trope-y characters with too much similarity to characters from past Persona games. Repetitive combat and gameplay. Countless spin offs. Somehow the Persona series is getting more homophobic with each new release, which is a huge surprise from a game publisher that had a gay lead in P2.

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It's been 3 weeks since I got to the second (second?!?!) time jump, and I haven't yet found the urge to jump back in.

The game essentially starts over at the halfway point, forcing the player into a tutorial-like state of game play. We must learn the new rules of this new world, meet new characters, and have blandly obvious conversations with too many NPCs. Also, Jill and Clyde haven't changed clothes in 5 years and that's just bizarre.

It was at this point I also realized how repetitive the combat had become. Dodging and any sense of strategy becomes pointless when you can just cycle through Eikon abilities endlessly.

I thought I'd appreciate the darker storyline as compared to other Final Fantasy games, but the writing very much comes off as a Game of Thrones ripoff, where death and violence are misinterpreted as mature storytelling. This ultimately let's down the women of the cast (all 3 of them) - Jill is an empty vessel of a character with nothing to say, she just follows Clyde and speaks up when background information is needed. Benedikta falls into the trope of a woman abused by men/the patriarchy (we even see her threatened with r*pe) until she no longer values human life. Then there's the queen, who I haven't met yet since the big betrayal, but the story relegates her to being an absent evil figure. I'm sure she has motivation, but I'm not holding my breath for anything groundbreaking.

Investigator: Where were you last night at 10 p.m.?

Suspect: /looks left, looks right, takes a deep breath, violently throws up, cries for his mommy/

Investigator: Something's a little off about this guy.