One of the greatest survival horror games of all time.
1990
Koshiro's soundtrack was so epic, 20th Century Fox stole his ending theme. Also, this is the only game where you play as a god instead of killing one in the end.
1996
Sony apparently doesn't mind embarrassing itself with the release of Tail of the Sun. Probably one of the worst games ever made. The graphics have the quality of caveman carvings. Yes, we are aware of the irony that the game is about a caveman. The play control is also incredibly unrefined. Sometimes you must try several times to pick up an item that's right in front of you. Basically, you run around munching zillions of food chunks while trying to expand your tribe. The ultimate goal is to build a tower of mammoth tusks reaching to the tail of the sun. From just the footage you see here, you can tell how incredibly pathetic this game is. There's a quote from PSX Power on the back of the CD case. It reads
"This is one of the most immersive games we have seen on the Playstation."
Well at least one good thing can come from Tail of the Sun. We all know not to read PSX Power.
"This is one of the most immersive games we have seen on the Playstation."
Well at least one good thing can come from Tail of the Sun. We all know not to read PSX Power.
1988
The perfect predecessor to Super Mario Bros.
1999
The only JRPG where the boss is just as strong when she joins your party.
In theory this should be a 5 star game because you can force the robots to pelvic thrust to death. However, I had to subtract half the score because there was a graveyard level without Thriller.
1993
Nick Fury: Frank we shouldn't kill anyone! Keep the body count low!
Nick Fury five minutes later: Shoots an entire warehouse full of grunts, slices random women to death with glorious Nippon steel folded in half 1000 times, collapses a hotel with hundreds of guests to kill one criminal
Video games are art https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/709544116429652059/875129871976767518/yes.mp4
Nick Fury five minutes later: Shoots an entire warehouse full of grunts, slices random women to death with glorious Nippon steel folded in half 1000 times, collapses a hotel with hundreds of guests to kill one criminal
Video games are art https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/709544116429652059/875129871976767518/yes.mp4
An awesome kharacter kreation engine with a lame bonus game packaged.
1989
The scene where Andore picks up Haggar and carries him all the way to an arena while Cody just leisurely walks alongside him is godlike.
1998
10 year old me playing Parasite Eve: This is the most high IQ game ever! I can't wait until I'm old enough to understand all the scientific exposition! 10/10!
23 year old me playing Parasite Eve: Did I really just watch an FMV of a horse running across an entire city while on fire and read 1000 nonsense info dumps about mitochondria? This is the dumbest fucking game ever made. 10/10!
This is the only action RPG/survival horror/puzzle game/quiz game/rougelike/cinematic game where the player can brave through a sperm bank dungeon to save New York with guns they traded for playing cards. I wish there were multiple endings but the final act is so perfect it doesn't need them. The perfect Christmas game.
23 year old me playing Parasite Eve: Did I really just watch an FMV of a horse running across an entire city while on fire and read 1000 nonsense info dumps about mitochondria? This is the dumbest fucking game ever made. 10/10!
This is the only action RPG/survival horror/puzzle game/quiz game/rougelike/cinematic game where the player can brave through a sperm bank dungeon to save New York with guns they traded for playing cards. I wish there were multiple endings but the final act is so perfect it doesn't need them. The perfect Christmas game.
1999
Rare: You know how people like video games because they're fun?
Nintendo: Yeah?
Rare: What if we made them not like that?
Nintendo: Yeah?
Rare: What if we made them not like that?
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1995
1994
This review contains spoilers
Me starting the game: How the fuck do you pronounce this game's name? liv a liv? laiv a laiv? live alive?
Me finishing the game: HOLY SHIT IT WAS ACTUALLY EVIL A EVIL MIND BLOWN!!!!!
Me finishing the game: HOLY SHIT IT WAS ACTUALLY EVIL A EVIL MIND BLOWN!!!!!
There are two types of people in this world: those who needed a guide for the 8 palm tree puzzle, and fucking liars.