For the bisexuals

This is what I imagine Chicago is like

I knew a guy in middle-high school who was obsessed with this game and would never shut the fuck up about it

Kinda sad that most of the map is just a rehash of the old one, but on the other hand holy shit they turned Link into a Garry's Mod

This is the Hot Topic of Zelda games

Better than the original in every way but god I miss the localized himbo dad

Absolutely bizarre. There is so much going against this game- the frame rate, the empty cities, the LOD fuckery, the abysmal online system, the weak art direction, I could go on. But at the same time it managed to become one of the most enjoyable pokemon games I've played in years. It's like I'm superpositioned over both sides of this hellhole of an argument simultaneously.