When I got to 100 hours in this as a kid I told my mom and she said "That's not a good thing."

had to john halo two guns so you can tell its the second one

This one doesn't have Becky in it

I can say that I have played this game with poop in my pants.

I didn't play much of this game but it so ingrained in my brain that it is the first thing I think of when I see a spider.

My uncle could beat up your uncle

I am legally required by my state to inform you that I am kool kat bad.

Best and only Metal Gear game I have played

This game do got a spooky vibe for real.