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2008

tennis if it was good

pro wrestling if it was good

volleyball if it was good

metal gear has a genuine serious plot, with the most unserious gameplay and characters. i always enjoy just how interactable everything tends to be, generally if you think about it logically and realistically then you can just do it and it works, kojima game = good

"they wont find me here, they're looking for a DIFFERENT box...."

probably the most fleshed out and detailed a game can be, just about everything is thought-out immensely. you can tell the devs put everything into this game when doing literally anything will result in something, brb spinning snake in the menu to make him vomit

origin game of one of the most iconic horror villains of all time, love the atmosphere of this game more then anything, Scott's a genius

mario kart if nintendo wasn't fuckin around

a fnaf game purely dedicated to it's gameplay mechanics. its almost a sandbox in the way you can choose to deal with certain mechanics from throughout the series. the gameplay is really satisfying to master and can be extremely precise, and i just find this extremely addicting. an amazing capstone to end the series on.
and i just love how thematic this game fits with the franchise. every game is 5 nights, and there's 5 core games. then theres always a bonus 6th night, FFPS being a secret 6th fnaf game from the surface. and then a 7th night thats a custom night, this game being the 7th fnaf. scott is a genius

I don't know how a Dodge Charger made its way to Eastern Czechoslovakia and frankly I do not care

Blood of the Dead made me learn morse code. This game has actually forced me to develop a skill which will likely never prove useful to me, but a skill none the less. Fuck you Jason Blundell.